Awesome Anal Sex

fanglekaifanglekai Regular
edited January 2011 in Life
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Anal sex can be a lot of fun, but you need to know a few things in advance. In this guide you'll learn the basics so you can do anal like a pro.

What you need:
Lube. Lots and lots of lube. Every single time. Also some sex toys. The ass doesn't secrete its own lubricating fluid like the vagina does, so use a lot of water-based lubricant. If you're going to wear condoms, be sure to use a water-based latex-safe lubricant. Condoms can help protect the man from UTIs and STIs. Always practice safe sex.

Prepare for anal
Anal sex is not like vaginal sex. It feels different, and you need to prepare for it differently. Anal can be painful if you don't do it properly. If she tells you to stop, you need to stop. Understand that before attempting anal sex.

Avoid shit
The first thing that needs to be done is the girl needs to take a shit. Either that or an enema can be used. I recommend having her take a shit and then waiting at least an hour. This gives her plenty of time to shower and clean herself before sex or any other type of anal play. If you do not want her to poop on you, do not skip this step.

Advance preparation
If you want to do anal properly, you need some advance preparation. The girls in porn who claim they've never done anal are lying. They've had dildos, fingers, and other dicks in their asses before. They've stretched their assholes enough that a dick doesn't hurt. Your girl needs to do the same thing, only less extreme. Plan on spending a few weeks at least doing "anal training". You can spend less time if you want, but two weeks or more should be a minimum for someone who's never had anal sex. Get your girl horny. Do a lot of foreplay. Have your girl lube herself up and then insert a finger while she masturbates. You can insert your finger if you like. Get her comfortable with the idea of anal sex and of having things inserted into her ass. Often people think it's gross and they can't imagine deriving pleasure from such activity. They need to get over that idea if they're going to enjoy anal sex. Once you can insert two fingers with no pain, move on to the next step.

Get anal toys
Read The Official Sex Toy Thread: https://totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=3739 These can be beads, an anal dildo, or even a butt plug. It doesn't need to be anything extreme in size. What you want is to get her used to items bigger than your fingers going into her ass. Anal dildos are smaller than vaginal ones and they work well for this. Always be hygienic with your sex toys: wash them before and after use with warm soapy water. Rinse them and make sure they dry completely before storage. If you find an anal dildo that's smaller than your dick, she should be able to move up from two fingers to the dildo, and then go up again in size to your dick. If you have a small cock, congrats. She won't feel much pain. If you have a footlong monstrosity, good luck finding a girl willing to accommodate.

Finally! Ready for Anal!

Get her warmed up

You need for the girl to be turned on. If she's not horny, she won't enjoy the experience very much. Eat her out, play with her clit, make out with her. You need to use lots of lube. Use a ton of lube Yeah, use a lot. Then use some more.

Go slowly
I suggest having sex on your side. You can go slowly and there's no risk of her falling on top of you to smash your dick. Do not try to ram your dick into her all at once. Go very, very slowly. Sometimes you'll have to try to do anal a few times before she's ready. If you did the preparation I told you to do, she should be used to toys and able to accommodate your dick. Play with her clit and finger her while you fuck her She will love it. You can also insert dildos into her while you fuck her ass. She will love it. When you're done, pull out very slowly.

Enjoy anal
Congrats! You've had anal sex. Be sure to wash yourself thoroughly, piss so you don't get a UTI.

Final words
The sphincter is a muscle. It will get tighter. There's no need to worry that your asshole will look like Goatse's. That kind of extreme anal takes a lot of effort. Reddit: redd.it/eztzd

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