Good/Bad Night

homeslice4700

So I decided to go out to the bar and drink last night and I was having a pretty good time bunch of people buying me drinks and shit I was so shit faced next thing I remember was waking up in my bed and my ass was killing me.. I must have slipped on ice somewhere cuz its all over the place, wish I could remember so I could sue those bastards :mad:

jamie madrox

You got raped, lol

Gary Oak

suprise buttsecks

RemadE

Yeah dude. Raped like a champ.

DirtySanchez

Blacking out and then waking up with a painful ass can never be a good thing.

skunk

I'd get your arsehole checked out for foreign objects.

homeslice4700

wtf I didn't ger raped I told you guys I live in a cold climate I probably slipped on ice

Mayberry

You got backdoored by a big nigger named Midnight.

RemadE

homeslice4700 wrote: »

wtf I didn't ger raped I told you guys I live in a cold climate I probably slipped on ice

Mmmnope dude. You got raped. Call it an ice cube or whatever, but we all know it was a big black dick. Shit, maybe it WAS Ice Cube who raped you!



It's cool man. We're all friends here.

jamie madrox

homeslice4700 wrote: »

wtf I didn't ger raped I told you guys I live in a cold climate I probably slipped on ice

Whatever helps you sleep at night man

homeslice4700

I slipped on ice I remember now

DirtySanchez

homeslice4700 wrote: »

I slipped on ice cubes big black cock I remember now

Fixed that for you:o

homeslice4700

DirtySanchez wrote: »

Fixed that for you:o

:facepalm:

homeslice4700

assholes

homeslice4700

I have proof to cuz my butt was all wet when I woke up to so HA! Obviously I slipped on ice and landed in snow or something

proudclod9

Wet and STICKY....hahah you asked for it

RemadE

Ohh I miss these threads. Feels like the old Temple.
Anyway. Resume!

skunk

homeslice4700 wrote: »

I have proof to cuz my butt was all wet when I woke up to so HA! Obviously I slipped on ice and landed in snow or something

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You just shit your pants after having a train ran on you, that tends to happen after anal sex.

jamie madrox

skunk.amkon wrote: »

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You just shit your pants after having a train ran on you, that tends to happen after anal sex.

Nah, he/they just came on his buttcheeks :fap:

StephenPBarrett

Its OK. We're here for you homeslice. You should probably be posting this in headshrinkers though since it is obvious that you are repressing the memory of getting butt fucked and then cum/pissed on. Or maybe S&A. At least you didn't stick your dick in a toaster.

homeslice4700

I slipped on ice!