I sneezed and shit my pants in church last sunday

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• RemadE Global Moderator

  January 2011 edited January 2011

  I was in Poland in 1941, what kind of God would do that to a people?

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• Turd_Smasher Regular

  January 2011 edited January 2011

  god blessed you with a burrito yesterday and this is how you repay him?

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• FATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular

  January 2011 edited January 2011

  :mad:ijuana wrote: »

  It was his blessing in disguise

  This. He gave you a fun story to tell!

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• JustAnotherAsshole Regular

  January 2011 edited January 2011

  Don't blame god for your incontinence.

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• JestA Regular

  January 2011 edited January 2011

  iv never had this happen but im guessing it would suck BAD! clench your brown star next time you sneeze just in case lol

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• 4X4 Fag Drag Acolyte

  January 2011 edited January 2011

  JestA wrote: »

  iv never had this happen but im guessing it would suck BAD! clench your brown star next time you sneeze just in case lol

  
  I have friend named Justin Case

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• JestA Regular

  January 2011 edited January 2011

  4X4 Fag Drag wrote: »

  I have friend named Justin Case

  
  thats interesting lol. lol a lil off topic 2. meh what ever.

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• StephenPBarrett Adviser

  January 2011 edited January 2011

  This wasn't God's punishing just you but everyone around you as well because you guys apparently didn't tip enough when the collection plate went by.

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