So I got bant from cocklet again

PacinoPacino Regular
edited February 2011 in Spurious Generalities
And then the cunt deleted some of my posts

Why delete them??

WHY????

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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited February 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    And then the cunt deleted some of my posts

    Why delete them??

    WHY????

    Kind of says a lot about your character, let me explain.

    It's like the guys/girls who work at McDonald's.

    You go through the drive through, let us say you order for you +1, 2 large fries, 4 .99 cent double cheeseburgers, and 1 large coke and 1 large Dr. Pepper.

    You pull up to the window.

    You pay.

    They hand you your change.

    They hand you your drinks.

    They hand you your food.

    You say thanks, as you look into the bag to make sure it is all there.

    You drive home.

    When you get there you hand +1 their drink and food.

    HOLY FUCK.

    Wait a god damn second here.

    There is only 2 burgers, not 4.

    You check the receipt.

    They charged you for 4.

    (here is were we get to you,

    you may be thinking either go back and get the burgers you rightfully deserve, or eat your fries like a bitch and suck it up.

    either choice is wrong.

    you aren't the customer in this scenario.

    You are the fucking idiot behind the counter at the McDs

    Simplest job in the world and you still managed to fuck it up.)

    Now in case you are a little slow.

    Z**klet is the toilet of the internet, if you managed to get banned from there. well then, brother, we can't help you.
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited February 2011
    It's because you are annoying and no one likes you.
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited February 2011
    Also, the rest of the story.

    After the customer rushes back to get the burgers.

    He arrives back home.

    Sits down with his 2 double cheeseburgers, fries and Dr. Pepper.

    Takes a bite.

    Delicious!

    Takes a sip of his Dr.Pepper.

    FUCK.

    They were both coke.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Kind of says a lot about your character, let me explain.

    It's like the guys/girls who work at McDonald's.

    You go through the drive through, let us say you order for you +1, 2 large fries, 4 .99 cent double cheeseburgers, and 1 large coke and 1 large Dr. Pepper.

    You pull up to the window.

    You pay.

    They hand you your change.

    They hand you your drinks.

    They hand you your food.

    You say thanks, as you look into the bag to make sure it is all there.

    You drive home.

    When you get there you hand +1 their drink and food.

    HOLY FUCK.

    Wait a god damn second here.

    There is only 2 burgers, not 4.

    You check the receipt.

    They charged you for 4.

    (here is were we get to you,

    The setup: $32. 47
    buddha wrote: »
    you may be thinking either go back and get the burgers you rightfully deserve, or eat your fries like a bitch and suck it up.

    either choice is wrong.

    The misdirection: $56.29
    buddha wrote: »
    you aren't the customer in this scenario.

    You are the fucking idiot behind the counter at the McDs

    Simplest job in the world and you still managed to fuck it up.)

    Now in case you are a little slow.

    Z**klet is the toilet of the internet, if you managed to get banned from there. well then, brother, we can't help you.

    The truth: Pricless



    That was a great post! :thumbsup:
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited February 2011
    The setup: $32. 47



    The misdirection: $56.29



    The truth: Pricless



    That was a great post! :thumbsup:

    Thank you Thank you, I'll be here all week.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    I thought the room was dark on Mondays.
  • Turd_SmasherTurd_Smasher Regular
    edited February 2011
    Getting banned is no big deal. Thats what multiple accounts are for. Just chill on another username until things roll over.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited February 2011
    How about this. FUCK ZOKLET! why post on cocklet when you can post here? o wait no 1 like you here.
  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited February 2011
    Speak for yourself mang, Pacino is one of the best posters here or on Zoklet.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited February 2011
    Speak for yourself mang, Pacino is one of the best posters here or on Zoklet.

    Exactly why a few peeps don like him. he's a cocklet fag.:fap:
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited February 2011
    Speak for yourself mang, Pacino is one of the best posters here or on Zoklet.

    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited February 2011
    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

    O im sorry, Thanks Ds i forgot to add the :facepalm: .
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited February 2011
  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited February 2011
    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

    Facepalms aren't an on topic reply brah
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    This thread is now about cheese danish.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited February 2011
    Facepalms aren't an on topic reply brah

    What are you talking about? its an easy way of saying wow you are an idiot or im disapointed. and Zoklet is just full of dumb ass high schoolers who dont know Shit from shinola
  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited February 2011
    JestA wrote: »
    What are you talking about? its an easy way of saying wow you are an idiot or im disapointed. and Zoklet is just full of dumb ass high schoolers who dont know Shit from shinola
    38 facepalms is not an on topic post.


    You'll have to work that out between yourselves
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited February 2011
    Facepalms aren't an on topic reply brah

    This is half baked so
    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited February 2011
    I second the motion

    :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

    All in favor say aye.
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