When I walked back home
there was this mexican strolling with her ice cream cart, she was probably returning home because after the kids from school leave, no one buys anymore.
So I see her with this hopeless face of misery, such a pathetic being that migrated miles from her native country to seek a better life, to refuge from hostility and in the end, ends up selling ice creams in front of a public school.
So I take out a bill and ask her for an ice cream with a cone.
She tells me it's $1.50. So I tell myself, alright it's reasonable. They gotta make a profit and the cones aren't cheap.
So as soon as she hands me over the ice cream, I ask her for some tissues to hold the dripping cone, and she says it's one more dollar.
By this point I'm highly upset and tell her that I can buy a WHOLE FUCKING ROLL of Bounty for 2 dollars.
She replies back with, "too bad."
So I dump the ice cream on the floor
and walk away like a bauss.
Then I walk faster because I hear her saying "muchacho muchacho."
Please note that I didn't pay her.
She handed me the ice cream first.
So I walk away quickly and look back.
At the mexican lady strolling away with her ice cream cart.
Comments
Those were tissues woven from the finest silk by blind Belgian nuns high up in a mountain monastery. A single tissue is worth $100000.
:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:
Humour enough?
I think I might go back tomorrow and apologize. I feel like shit. Imagine the poor mother going home to her 15 kids and counting all the money she made. Then recalling about the incident and heavily sighing while crying at how sad her life is.
wait till someone shits on your ice cream cart.
I lol'd at this.
Also, OP, you're a faggot. You should've tossed it up into the air, averting her eyes to the vertical ice cream coneage. This would have been the best time to cunt punt that bitch right in her mexican nutsack.
Opportunity wasted.