Alright, so my friend is somewhat unattractive. Won't call him an uggo, but he's not your typical good looking guy. Nonetheless, the lucky bastard is gonna get some preteen pussy because apparently some freshman likes him.
The gal is your typical popular, fobby asian girl. Flat on both sides but with a genuine charisma, after all that's what counts right? She has a nice face and seems overall like a 'chill girl.' Well, this chick likes my friend and he likes her but was too big of a wuss to ask her out and stuff.
So she deployed this stratagem on him. Now, she told one of her guy friends to tell my friend that he likes her.
So the dude was like, "Yo man, if you don't ask her out, i'm going too ight?"
My friend was like, "w.e, go ahead."
:facepalm: I know he's a dumbass but in the end it was so blatant that it was all a setup because she left a comment on his facebook "thanking him" and shit.
My friend ended up asking the chick out and they're gonna meet on Sunday. I wonder what he's going to do. He's probably going to act like a dopehead and do something cheesy. He's the type of dude that's really talkative via AIM, but pussies out IRL.
:cool::thumbsup:
Here's a bonus:
I'm driving cruising...
Oh yeah, include some recommendations for his date. He's not into rape so meh.
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He'll be slammin into her guts in no time
play that song ^^^ posted above
and have a dance fest,.
How old is she anyway?
15 tops.
Is this something to be proud of???? That's fucking gross and illegal.
:rolleyes:
You're trolling right? Didn't know you amkonfags were this soft.