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edited March 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Im going to the Zoo with my kiddo.

Then to chuckie cheese.

FTW!
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    You have kids?

    pics?
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited March 2011
    let me get this straight, you've gotten laid? or is that your bit to attract other MILFs?
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  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited March 2011
    Reminds me of "Big Daddy" when he gets the kid to chat to the woman in the park ;)
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  • (nameless one)(nameless one) Regular
    edited March 2011
    Today I masturbated while wearing a condom.

    PS. If you're gonna do that, use lube. Or in my case, a lot of hair conditioner.
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  • ChrisMuttonshutterChrisMuttonshutter Regular
    edited March 2011
    nameless1 wrote: »
    Today I masturbated while wearing a condom.

    PS. If you're gonna do that, use lube. Or in my case, a lot of hair conditioner.

    This guy started a serious thread about his poor child and how a day at the zoo would redeem his lack of parental affection and you hijack the thread with inane comments about wanking :facepalm:
    Btw what make of hair conditioner did you use, I usually use hair spray as it makes my dick stand up taller and harder, I use a female hair spray as that to me is far kinkier and makes my todger smell nicer after the event !
    Any thoughts ?
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2011
    Today I went to get a huge meal with my Girlfriend. I ordered turkey and beef, freshly cooked, carved onto a plate there and then. I added the rest of my food to the plate, smothered it all in gravy, and ate the shit out of it. It was a really good meal to be honest, and the price was low as well. We then went back to her place, fell asleep while watching a movie, and then I went home about 3 hours ago.

    Good day :thumbsup:
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited March 2011
    Today, is my 20th birthday.

    I'm going to drink like crazy in my dorm room!

    Drunkenness ftw!
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2011
    ^ Holy shit, haven't seen you in a while! Welcome back :D And happy birthday, of course.
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited March 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    ^ Holy shit, haven't seen you in a while! Welcome back :D And happy birthday, of course.

    Hahaha thanks man! I've been super busy with school and shit lately I haven't had much of a chance to get on here.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    Box wrote: »
    You have kids?

    pics?

    Yes, just one.....And fuck that No pic of my kid on the net!
    MooseKnuckle wrote: »
    let me get this straight, you've gotten laid? or is that your bit to attract other MILFs?

    i kinda just threw my semen inside when she was sleep :(
    RemadE wrote: »
    Reminds me of "Big Daddy" when he gets the kid to chat to the woman in the park ;)

    I cant wait for my boy to be that age so i can try that method
    nameless1 wrote: »
    Today I masturbated while wearing a condom.

    PS. If you're gonna do that, use lube. Or in my case, a lot of hair conditioner.

    yes, i jerked off in a Condom once....i was 15

    I only time i used a condom ;)
    Icee Weiner wrote: »
    Today, is my 20th birthday.

    I'm going to drink like crazy in my dorm room!

    Drunkenness ftw!

    happy bday hommie....


    Ok its all over....

    and FUCK SA zoo!

    time to [email protected]!
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    today,

    I am going to play poker all day.

    Nothing really different i do the same thing day in day out.

    :(

    I need a new hobby...
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited March 2011
    Today,
    I didn't jog because it was raining.
    I created new threads,
    Added new mods,
    Felt good about myself,
    Made up my mind about my future.
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    Today I ate a ham and american cheese samich with honey mustard.
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  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited March 2011
    today ,
    i jerked my cock till thrilling climax :fap:, now watching the pacific.
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