Now I'm not talking about those normal ones such as scratches and bites and when your dick slips out and you accidently stab/get stabbed by her/him with it. I mean straight up injuries. Lets hear about them.
Early in my sexlife this one girl I was fucking for a while wanted me to stick my finger in her bootyhole. This was a first for me so I didn't think to lube it with anything before jamming it in there. She screamed and I freaked out and jerked my finger back out maybe a bit to quickly. She called me the next day and said she was at the doctor's because I gave her a hernia. I still call bullshit on that. I also still don't like anything to do with anal.
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I don't have any stories to add myself, but I wanted to note that this one gave me chills. I'm thankful I've never had to experience any kind of extreme pain in my dick or balls.
don't know from personal experience (thank fuck) but if u fuck up and do something like this, doesnt it lead to having a dick that is 'bent', know what i mean?
Also MM, you gave Username hernia? That's terrible.
Not sexual, but involving balls, a couple of guys from my town were on holiday in spain. On getting to the hotel, they saw it had a sauna and they decided to have a sauna before doing anything else.
Now, when you have a sauna, their is a reason you sit on your towel. One of the guys did not. One of his testicals decended sideways through the slatted wooden bench, then twisted itself the other way.
They guy did not realise - he stood up to get out of the sauna and ripped one of his back wheels off.
It was pretty fucked and could not be re-attached - now he is like hitler.
It worked out pretty well-apparently that position hit her really deep, and she was moaning like crazy. However, being on dope, busting a nut was pretty much impossible. An hour passed. Two hours passed. On multiple occasions I tried to slow down or suggest we go to the bed, but she dug her nails into my back and told me not to stop. So I kept at it. Around hour three, I could feel a slight hint of orgasm, but not much. My hamstrings and calves felt ready to burst- -like I had just run an Iron Man marathon. I decided that my only chance to make this work was to give it every last bit of energy I had- as hard and fast as I could. So with my arms now completely around her in a bar hug, I got at dat azz like a jackhammer. Beads of sweat stung my eyes and my legs trembled and wobbled with each hump. After about ten minutes, with a mighty roar, i finally came with the force of the Japanese tsunami. As soon as I did though, all my muscles completely gave out. I tried to grab onto the closet door, but i stumbled and fell over into the entertainment center. I fell onto a beer mug with my back and got bruised/ cut up. The bigass CRT television fell out onto my stomach and i snapped the door off the cabinet. Was bloodied up a bit and bruised, but mostly just couldnt walk without a limp for like 3 or 4 days.
Why the fuck don't these people just buy an ass dildo!?
'Pal of mine was fitting a carpet this moring, kneeling on the floor cutting with a stanley knife. He was cutting towards himself and slipped and sliced his own bellend off! Jesus '
I called bullshit and spoke ot a few other people. Apparently, the guy was cutting a carpet tile, the tile bent in a funny way as he was cutting and he slipped, Opened his thigh enough to be worrying, chooped his bellend off.
Dont know if they have managed to sew it back on, jut know he has not bled to death.
Srs shit.
If you bend it sharply enough and with enough force (A strong but poorly-aimed thrust), the blood-engorged tissues can rupture, and you'll need medical attention.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now I have to live my life in fear > : /
The closest thing to a sexual injury I've had (other than the already disqualified teeth-ing), which is definitely not an injury, except maybe for psychologically, is that one time I fingered a girl and when I pulled my hand out it was COVERED in cheese... It was disgusting, and even the word cheese makes me feel slightly nauseous since then.
LOL @ HTS and the hi liter anal insertion
in case you were wondering.
I let it go for a while, but eventually it just hurt too damn much. So, being the horny genius that I am, I just switched sides and kept going. Ultimately, I went until I started getting pain on the other side of my dick. It was so uncomfortable that when she decided to give me a pity bj for my injuries, I had to have her stop.
It was dark, so I didn't know until I got home that I had two nearly dime sized blood blisters on my dick that had popped at some point.
I was walking wide-legged for the next few days. Winced any time my dick hit my leg/pants/etc.