I was visiting in africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again
I puke on the beat, I juke and never fumble,
man i spit that dope like i swallowed a bundle,
gotta spit that dope up cause the old heads say if you dont it'll bust!
heard if i sell it hard it'll rush but if them people come if its soft it'll flush.
Hm, certainly dont get caught in the blind and keep ya curtain straight,
no I dont drink wine but I smoke purple grapes,
sometimes see purple stars and i aint talkin purple bapes,
I gets paid early cause I been working late,
too many painful memories shit hurt to say,
crack flow no bake just stir and shake,
shootin when we pull up like Urkel's waist,
sip syrup got me moving at a turle pace,
but quick draw pop out like a turle face,
paid in full you cant murk the ace,
I kill this beat and beat the murder case!
God is nothing more than an obsessive lie.
While sunday school children are brainwashed into the line,
And presented with as truth what's really just a lie,
Another childs' self-belief is sacrificed.
In the eyes of the lord, men are his servants,
In the eyes of the lord, women are mens' servants,
In the eyes of the lord, we're authority's servants,
In the eyes of the lord, everyone's a servant.
Sexual roles perversely glorified,
Beyond virgin motherhood, all status is denied.
But starvation and death's; the real testiment
To the truth of the god your bible represents
When I die put that bottle in my hand
All these years on earth, it was my only friend
When you dig a hole and gonna bury me
Put that bottle of Jim Beam to rest beside me
All my life I've been living on the run
Hanging out in bars and hotel rooms annoying everyone
Living on the road running from coast to coast
Spending many nights in jail, like a gunman at his post
When I die, you don't have to cry
You don't have to feel no feelings inside
Never cared or had no feelings for no one
The only one I cared for was the one who made me cum
Live my life like a loner on the trail
Some of the nights in jail, I couldn't afford no bail
No one to call, no one to see me through
So I bought a gun one day and I came gunning after you
Living on the road, playing scumfuc rock 'n' roll
I'm on the road and I haven't got no home
Never lived nowhere long enough to call home
I'm just an outlaw scumfuc, playing my rock 'n' roll
Never had nothing that could keep me satisfied
'Cept my booze and my drugs and that woman by my side
She was no woman, but she's good enough for me
She's got that cunt between her legs and that's all I need
So when I die put that bottle by my side
Bury me with ol' Jim Beam and I'll be on my hell ride
When I die, when I die
Down to Hell is my final destination
When I die put that bottle by my side
It's the only friend I had in life and it kept me satisfied
Living on the run you'll never take me out alive
I bought a gun, I'm leaving now
I fear to lose all sympathy for the human race
So sick of making excuse for an obvious disgrace
this is a race that murders beauty and puts filth atop it's grave
and though I was born the same I sit ultimately ashamed
And I would so gladly love to shed this cursed skin
give all this up for the chance to start again as anything but human
so deep lies my disgust, so strong my venom.
Yes, there was a time when I fought with hope
only to find that mere hope was a rope
a quick painless death, their cure for my hate leaving me safe and sedate
But soon enough you realize, it just don't work that way
you can hope all you like but harmless you shall stay
Mere hope is harmless,Turn it to rage!
And with just this change of tactics, from harmless hope to lethal action,
you set the wheels in motion and begin to feel a sense of satisfaction
watching the buildings burn, and when you can see fear in their eyes
And though the stooges of the state will call you "terrorist",
you'll know what you've done is just and right
Talkin' to some joe
Hangin' out shootin' shit
Tries to tell me somethin'
I play it off legit
So pleasant when the sails
Of the seas of orion gently slip
No need for god's sorrow
I play it off legit
Dude's hounding this bitch
I'm checkin' out the shit laughing
Later on I'll fuck her
She knows I'm legit
A sexy scorpion that stings her with wit
I play it off legit
'cuz I know I'm legit
My ma bought me a cool shirt
When I wear it I'm the shit
I'm really not that legit
My ma bought it
I clapped when I saw her
When I found her, you split
When I'm on the go
You know I'm legit
When we were young the future was so bright (whoa)
The old neighborhood was so alive (whoa)
And every kid on the whole damn street (whoa)
was gonna make it big and not be beat.
Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn (whoa)
The kids are grown up but their lives are worn(whoa)
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives?
Minnenes ekko stiller timen
Kneblet i tungsinnets lenker faller jeg ifra
Ikke lenger vil jeg være boltet fast i vemodighetens anker
Men endelig få lengselen slukket - Etter å dra
Drakk jeg for meget av livhåpets krus
Tok jeg gledens forfengelighet for gitt
For min strid mot tomhetens smerte -
Denne dødsangstens rus
Er det eneste ene igjen - Som er mitt
I min ensomhet vet jeg likevel
At jeg ikke har noen andre å takke enn meg selv
Derfor er jeg rolig når
Repet strammes rundt min nakke
Stumme vitner kan ei gi trøst
Menigmann i gravkorets forsamling vil aldri fatte
Det landet av fortapelse
Jeg egenhendig skapte
Denne intense dragning mot dødens portaler
En vandrende studie i gråtkvalt messe-noir
Behersket siden tidenes morgen
Men noe jeg aldri lot slippe taket - Var sorgen
I min ensomhet vet jeg likevel
At jeg ikke har noen andre å takke enn meg selv
Derfor er jeg rolig når
Repet strammes rundt min nakke
It's summertime and the country's on the line
The lads are on the streets and the riots doing fine
Picking up the pieces after the night
Picking up the pieces for another fight
The bricks beat down in the boys in blue
There's no escape, they're coming for you
The clubs come down 'round your head
It's war on the streets and they're running red!
Police are running facing defeat
Cities burning in the summerheat
Police are running facing defeat
Cities burning in the summerheat
The law can't stop the anger of the crowds
They're still coming through tear-gas clouds
Police are running, facing defeat
Tears are falling in the summerheat
The bricks beat down in the boys in blue
There's no escape, they're coming for you
The clubs come down 'round your head
It's war on the streets and they're running red!
I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grave
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He blew his mind out in a car
He blew his mind out in a car
He blew his mind out in a car
He blew his mind out in a car
When I come back from a mighty quest, I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to the tavern for a drink and get so drunk I can not think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead
these are the things that I most need
Then I sit back and sing this song
and drink and party all night long
Comments
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted allover my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again
"i want to know you better than I know myself"
man i spit that dope like i swallowed a bundle,
gotta spit that dope up cause the old heads say if you dont it'll bust!
heard if i sell it hard it'll rush but if them people come if its soft it'll flush.
Hm, certainly dont get caught in the blind and keep ya curtain straight,
no I dont drink wine but I smoke purple grapes,
sometimes see purple stars and i aint talkin purple bapes,
I gets paid early cause I been working late,
too many painful memories shit hurt to say,
crack flow no bake just stir and shake,
shootin when we pull up like Urkel's waist,
sip syrup got me moving at a turle pace,
but quick draw pop out like a turle face,
paid in full you cant murk the ace,
I kill this beat and beat the murder case!
making momma so proud, but your voice was too loud
I am being dragged to the MGMT concert Saturday night :mad:
While sunday school children are brainwashed into the line,
And presented with as truth what's really just a lie,
Another childs' self-belief is sacrificed.
In the eyes of the lord, men are his servants,
In the eyes of the lord, women are mens' servants,
In the eyes of the lord, we're authority's servants,
In the eyes of the lord, everyone's a servant.
Sexual roles perversely glorified,
Beyond virgin motherhood, all status is denied.
But starvation and death's; the real testiment
To the truth of the god your bible represents
I would love to go see MGMT. I'll take your girlfriend off your hands for ya?
All these years on earth, it was my only friend
When you dig a hole and gonna bury me
Put that bottle of Jim Beam to rest beside me
All my life I've been living on the run
Hanging out in bars and hotel rooms annoying everyone
Living on the road running from coast to coast
Spending many nights in jail, like a gunman at his post
When I die, you don't have to cry
You don't have to feel no feelings inside
Never cared or had no feelings for no one
The only one I cared for was the one who made me cum
Live my life like a loner on the trail
Some of the nights in jail, I couldn't afford no bail
No one to call, no one to see me through
So I bought a gun one day and I came gunning after you
Living on the road, playing scumfuc rock 'n' roll
I'm on the road and I haven't got no home
Never lived nowhere long enough to call home
I'm just an outlaw scumfuc, playing my rock 'n' roll
Never had nothing that could keep me satisfied
'Cept my booze and my drugs and that woman by my side
She was no woman, but she's good enough for me
She's got that cunt between her legs and that's all I need
So when I die put that bottle by my side
Bury me with ol' Jim Beam and I'll be on my hell ride
When I die, when I die
Down to Hell is my final destination
When I die put that bottle by my side
It's the only friend I had in life and it kept me satisfied
Living on the run you'll never take me out alive
I bought a gun, I'm leaving now
Bye-bye, bye-bye
So sick of making excuse for an obvious disgrace
this is a race that murders beauty and puts filth atop it's grave
and though I was born the same I sit ultimately ashamed
And I would so gladly love to shed this cursed skin
give all this up for the chance to start again as anything but human
so deep lies my disgust, so strong my venom.
Yes, there was a time when I fought with hope
only to find that mere hope was a rope
a quick painless death, their cure for my hate leaving me safe and sedate
But soon enough you realize, it just don't work that way
you can hope all you like but harmless you shall stay
Mere hope is harmless,Turn it to rage!
And with just this change of tactics, from harmless hope to lethal action,
you set the wheels in motion and begin to feel a sense of satisfaction
watching the buildings burn, and when you can see fear in their eyes
And though the stooges of the state will call you "terrorist",
you'll know what you've done is just and right
Hangin' out shootin' shit
Tries to tell me somethin'
I play it off legit
So pleasant when the sails
Of the seas of orion gently slip
No need for god's sorrow
I play it off legit
Dude's hounding this bitch
I'm checkin' out the shit laughing
Later on I'll fuck her
She knows I'm legit
A sexy scorpion that stings her with wit
I play it off legit
'cuz I know I'm legit
My ma bought me a cool shirt
When I wear it I'm the shit
I'm really not that legit
My ma bought it
I clapped when I saw her
When I found her, you split
When I'm on the go
You know I'm legit
The old neighborhood was so alive (whoa)
And every kid on the whole damn street (whoa)
was gonna make it big and not be beat.
Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn (whoa)
The kids are grown up but their lives are worn(whoa)
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives?
I read you baby, loud and clear.
Oh god, I did a 10 second cover of that song with Audacity when I was drunk once. The mp3 is still sitting on my desktop...
DEAR CHASEY LAIN, I WROTE TO EXPLAIN, IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Kneblet i tungsinnets lenker faller jeg ifra
Ikke lenger vil jeg være boltet fast i vemodighetens anker
Men endelig få lengselen slukket - Etter å dra
Drakk jeg for meget av livhåpets krus
Tok jeg gledens forfengelighet for gitt
For min strid mot tomhetens smerte -
Denne dødsangstens rus
Er det eneste ene igjen - Som er mitt
I min ensomhet vet jeg likevel
At jeg ikke har noen andre å takke enn meg selv
Derfor er jeg rolig når
Repet strammes rundt min nakke
Stumme vitner kan ei gi trøst
Menigmann i gravkorets forsamling vil aldri fatte
Det landet av fortapelse
Jeg egenhendig skapte
Denne intense dragning mot dødens portaler
En vandrende studie i gråtkvalt messe-noir
Behersket siden tidenes morgen
Men noe jeg aldri lot slippe taket - Var sorgen
I min ensomhet vet jeg likevel
At jeg ikke har noen andre å takke enn meg selv
Derfor er jeg rolig når
Repet strammes rundt min nakke
Urit namantas anrimius
Ro- te isarnilin -urextont,
Au glannabi rhenus
Ad ardus alpon,
Tou‘ magisa matua
Tou‘ brigas iuerilonas
Budinas bardon
Clouos canenti
Anuanon anmaruon,
Cauaron colliton,
Adio- biuotutas -robirtont
Uolin cridili
Are rilotuten atrilas
A ulati, mon atron,
A brogi‘m cumbrogon!
Exs tou‘ uradiu uorrobirt
Cenetlon clouision
Cauaron caleton
A blatu blande bitos biuon!
A ‚m‘ atriia, a ‚ma helvetia!
Tou‘ mnas et genetas,
Tigernias, tecas,
Tou‘ uiroi uertamoi
In sose cantle cingeton
In- gutoues -beronti.
Cante cladibu in lame
Exsrextos canumi:
A ulati, mon atron,
A brogi‘m cumbrogon!
Exs tou‘ uradiu uorrobirt
Cenetlon clouision
Cauaron caleton
A blatu blande bitos biuon!
A ‚m‘ atriia, a ‚ma helvetia!
The lads are on the streets and the riots doing fine
Picking up the pieces after the night
Picking up the pieces for another fight
The bricks beat down in the boys in blue
There's no escape, they're coming for you
The clubs come down 'round your head
It's war on the streets and they're running red!
Police are running facing defeat
Cities burning in the summerheat
Police are running facing defeat
Cities burning in the summerheat
The law can't stop the anger of the crowds
They're still coming through tear-gas clouds
Police are running, facing defeat
Tears are falling in the summerheat
The bricks beat down in the boys in blue
There's no escape, they're coming for you
The clubs come down 'round your head
It's war on the streets and they're running red!
:mad::mad:The one, desire.:mad::mad:
If you actually listen to those queers
You deserve a beating :mad::mad:
Faces look ugly when you're alone.
Little darling welcome to the show, you're a failure played in stereo.
About a lucky man who made the grave
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He blew his mind out in a car
He blew his mind out in a car
He blew his mind out in a car
He blew his mind out in a car
I want to give you what you give to me
and every breath that is in your lungs
is a tiny little gift to me
I head to the tavern for a drink and get so drunk I can not think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead
these are the things that I most need
Then I sit back and sing this song
and drink and party all night long
To watch the night fall with the rain