Fuck off, faggot. OP's cool. I know this because he's named tom and he'll make a fine assrag for Dfg. Welcome to the community; we'd love to wipe our shit on your face
Welcome Tom Glad to have you on-board! Jolly good show old bean, pray tell me how dust the days roll by from this early morn? (Britfag charm again, pretend its the queens English :P)
P.S And heres what a crumpet is:
You can put put them in your toaster, put butter or jam (or is it called Jelly in America?) on them and they are marvelous
Fuck you, faggot, I'm going to fucking murder you and burn your body and compress the ashes into a dildo that I'll use to fuck your mom so hard that she'll die of shame from how good it feels to be fucked by her dead son!
Welcome Tom Glad to have you on-board! Jolly good show old bean, pray tell me how dust the days roll by from this early morn? (Britfag charm again, pretend its the queens English :P)
P.S And heres what a crumpet is:
You can put put them in your toaster, put butter or jam (or is it called Jelly in America?) on them and they are marvelous
That explains a lot, we call those english muffins here. Also jam and jelly are two different things. Jelly is usually just the jellied juices, while jam/preserves usually have actual fruit in it.
Fuck you, faggot, I'm going to fucking murder you and burn your body and compress the ashes into a dildo that I'll use to fuck your mom so hard that she'll die of shame from how good it feels to be fucked by her dead son!
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Thanks, charming indeed
They're like, little round things. Probably pancakes to you - British pancakes are different to American ones.
welcome bitch ass faggot
OP: Fuck you faggot.
P.S And heres what a crumpet is:
You can put put them in your toaster, put butter or jam (or is it called Jelly in America?) on them and they are marvelous
That explains a lot, we call those english muffins here. Also jam and jelly are two different things. Jelly is usually just the jellied juices, while jam/preserves usually have actual fruit in it.
Your mom is trying a little too hard again.
Fuck off, tom.