Cooking Tip #67302: Don't cook while you're doing drugs or experiencing aftereffects

MayberryMayberry Regular
edited August 2011 in Life
I made the most beautiful breakfast this morning with finely crafted bacon. Then I felt all lethargic and with one mild spasm, I dropped the plate of bacon. Normally with the five-minute rule, I would've picked the bacon up at eaten it but with all the shards of ceramic strewn around, eating it would've been a bad idea. I cried as I swept up the wasted bacon and proceeded to make a new batch.

So a lesson to all you kiddie chefs. Stay sober.


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