I made the most beautiful breakfast this morning with finely crafted bacon. Then I felt all lethargic and with one mild spasm, I dropped the plate of bacon. Normally with the five-minute rule, I would've picked the bacon up at eaten it but with all the shards of ceramic strewn around, eating it would've been a bad idea. I cried as I swept up the wasted bacon and proceeded to make a new batch.
So a lesson to all you kiddie chefs. Stay sober.