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Midgets -Vs- Elves

juggjugg Regular
edited September 2011 in Spurious Generalities
I have a curious question that I need help on.

Here is a picture of a midget.
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heres a picture of and elf.
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so appeerantly the only difference between and elf and a midget is a hat?
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011
    Well the hat, the pointy ears, and their employer.
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  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited September 2011
    Midgets creep me the fuck out.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited September 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Midgets creep me the fuck out.

    Don't go near a mirror.
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited September 2011


    1.
    midget




    A tiny sub-species of the human race. Mainly raised in midget mills, for the entertainment of normal people. Midgets in the wild are attracted to sugar packets, and if captured they serve many purposes, such as, midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables.


    I bought sugar packets, so I can capture the coveted and rare asian midget to complete my collection.








    3.
    elves




    midget Elvis Presley impersonators.
    mini, or miniature Elvis impersonators.
    Check out those elves' sideburns.

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