Oh my Parents do make me laugh sometimes.
Although Valentines was a while back, I saw this card hanging up in our house, despite my Mum and Dad having a love/hate relationship.
Just thought I'd share -
I think I follow in his footsteps as I got these in Brighton, and I kept the plastic wrapper on them to keep them clean - which actually came in handy. The "Can I have sex with you on a regular basis?" one has been ticked with a whiteboard pen by different girls after a "session" who went for "Yes". Alas those days are over. I seriously don't find any girl I know or see attractive. Come on girls, at least try.
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A sense of irony is probably the best way to do Valentines day - good litmus test for the women really.
Middle of the card say: "I want you to shit all over my balls you dirty slut"
YOU'VE BEEN SUSSED.
:weird: