WTF
How many times do you have to say I don't want a vacuum cleaner????
OK this my story and I,m sticking to it.
The door bell rings,I was watching lost girl on SYFY.I get up and answer the door that was mistake #1.
I see a chubby woman with cleaning products in each hand,she says I'm giving away free cleaning supplies as promotion for my bosses new store.So like a fool thinking I'm getting free shit I take the Windex.
[tastes like soap] anyway the next thing happens is this guy comes into my house and says he wants to clean my carpets OK?
Next thing I know I'm ass deep in a sales pitch that would make anyone scream GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
But he cant leave because the bitch took off. So I say pack your shit and take a hike,then he wants to show my the carpet shampoo attachment.
I don't give a fuck about the shampoo attachment!!
He calls his boss and then he shows up "whats stopping you from buying today?" and shit I almost had to get violent to get these fuckers out of my house.
Bottom line, Kirby vacuums are a really good product but the way they market it is shit.
Here is a link to other people who have had experience's like me.
http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/kirby-vacuum-door-door-salesman-568396/
Comments
Go figure....
:DUNNO:
But I do fucking troll them hard. I mean I am the worst customer ever. Ever dealt with someone that knows more about your product is super exciting to learn about them more and wants to play with them but would never in a million years commit to buy. yep that's me.