AK-47 nigga, you can throw it through dirt, water, mud, sleet, and snow but keeps on shootin'.
You realize that is BS right? Shit rusts, and guns must have at least the chamber, bolt, and barrel cleaned to keep going. Not saying they aren't reliable, but people on the interwebs have been exaggerating that to a ridiculous level.
Anyway, in the spirit of the thread. M16A4SDM. Was my favorite of the three combat rifles I was issued. It just plain worked.
I bet they were dandy in Iraq, hated the thing in Afghanistan. They are light though, had to feel bad for the guy with the SAW. Felt REALLY bad for anyone who had to carry the M240. That 240 is a beast though....
Fuck it. I wanna be an M240 as long as I don't have to carry myself.
To a handful of people, im the most awesome thing in the world. To the rest of the world, im fucking retarded.
Sir Rolf states that the Mauser C96, along with the Smith & Wesson MK II Hand Ejector are the best firearms in existence? Why, because they are the sidearm of Han Solo and his alter-ego Indiana Jones respectively, Sir Rolf states these mythical beings are very holy figures in Rolfism, as are their weapons.
Really? Rolf always thought Walther stopped making it so quickly because it was the most hideous firearm ever created, and thats saying something, states Rolf.
I would LOOOVEEE to own one of the Walther semi-rifles.
The company makes quality products, I actually have a Walther PPK-series pistol in .22lr. It's probably 20 years old, but I got it for a steal- about $350usd. Anything Walther stopped being imported here for a good deal of time I believe, and even now they aren't the easiest to find, especially at a reasonable price. Superbly built little plinker.
Turn the cat around a corner and nobody suspects a thing. Then bullets fly out.
Aha, maybe to mere mortals such as yourselves, however, mighty Rolf knows the evilness of cats, for Rolf was once an evil cat. Rolf is not to be fooled by such trickery, for Rolf is known to attack any cat on sight, especially jaguars, they're overrated sports cars, states Rolf.
I guess Fatty tits trumped me. However, it was a very limited weapon in the war. A good weapon yes, but one that was not able to be used much by impending invasion.
My old 12in the pipe .22 Rossi varmint blaster, some gophers might tell you I'm a good shot, but theres about two thousand that will never have a chance. Split a card with it at 10m, eyeballed a badger with it at about 25m., brought down 2 yotes' with it, and seeing as it is the only firearm I ever owned, I would be it. I miss it dearly, and I hope my former friend blew a goddamn hole in his motherfucking foot with his stolen goods.
C/O
My old 12in the pipe .22 Rossi varmint blaster, some gophers might tell you I'm a good shot, but theres about two thousand that will never have a chance. Split a card with it at 10m, eyeballed a badger with it at about 25m., brought down 2 yotes' with it, and seeing as it is the only firearm I ever owned, I would be it. I miss it dearly, and I hope my former friend blew a goddamn hole in his motherfucking foot with his stolen goods.
C/O
Come around my area and we can have a shoot out on poker cards at 100 meters.
Missed the other peart. November I have a 400 meter range, lets go. I'll have a replica of what I carried built. And have my grand dad's M'1. Yar.
Come around my area and we can have a shoot out on poker cards at 100 meters.
Missed the other peart. November I have a 400 meter range, lets go. I'll have a replica of what I carried built. And have my grand dad's M'1. Yar.
You would destroy me, I am not all that good a shot, but I shot a lot of gophers when I lived in Red Deer, and became very comfortable with the Rossi. I tried my buddy's 303 British replica and it took me 3 shots to nail a big red baloon at 100 yards. But, should you have a spare .22 with good notch or wire sights, and a field full of vermin, I'll go for $10 a tail anytime. But the idea shooting an M1 Garand is also pretty cool, where ya at?
C/O
"catch it, kill it, cook it, eat it."
You would destroy me, I am not all that good a shot, but I shot a lot of gophers when I lived in Red Deer, and became very comfortable with the Rossi. I tried my buddy's 303 British replica and it took me 3 shots to nail a big red baloon at 100 yards. But, should you have a spare .22 with good notch or wire sights, and a field full of vermin, I'll go for $10 a tail anytime. But the idea shooting an M1 Garand is also pretty cool, where ya at?
C/O
"catch it, kill it, cook it, eat it."
Illinois. I live in Manteno now, but the land is more central Illinois. And I have a good ole' marlin 60 for my .22lr. Its a handy little plinker.
And I primarily shoot irons, I really don't see the point of scoping everything. People that are scoping rifles to use within 100 meters just seem silly to me.
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You realize that is BS right? Shit rusts, and guns must have at least the chamber, bolt, and barrel cleaned to keep going. Not saying they aren't reliable, but people on the interwebs have been exaggerating that to a ridiculous level.
Anyway, in the spirit of the thread. M16A4SDM. Was my favorite of the three combat rifles I was issued. It just plain worked.
EDIT: Still pissed I never got an M14 :mad:
Practical, handy, trust, accurate, durable, rugged, doesn't make a fuss but packs a hard punch.
I bet they were dandy in Iraq, hated the thing in Afghanistan. They are light though, had to feel bad for the guy with the SAW. Felt REALLY bad for anyone who had to carry the M240. That 240 is a beast though....
Fuck it. I wanna be an M240 as long as I don't have to carry myself.
Edited my posts just for you, wee one.
To a handful of people, im the most awesome thing in the world. To the rest of the world, im fucking retarded.
Yeah, they are 26 pounds unloaded if I remember correctly. :eek: Add in a 250 round belt. Jeesh. But they are fun at the range
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Sir Rolf states that the Mauser C96, along with the Smith & Wesson MK II Hand Ejector are the best firearms in existence? Why, because they are the sidearm of Han Solo and his alter-ego Indiana Jones respectively, Sir Rolf states these mythical beings are very holy figures in Rolfism, as are their weapons.
Han Solo would eat his own dick if faced with an M240 :P
What do firearms do to people? Rolf wasn't aware that these objects had minds of their own.
Oh they do! Just ask most of my relatives
JI looked at a picture of that mauser, is that the automatic one?
Like, the one used in that movie - Leon The Professional.
I wish there was a civilian version. I love the looks of the G36, but obviously have never handled one.
There kind of is, the H&K SL8.
It's shit :thumbsdown:
Win!
I don't know much about them shootin' machines, but I would say an SKS just because someone once said my username reminded them of it. :thumbsup:
Thus why I didn't count it. What's with that gimped POS?
Cause it's for CS fanboiz
I'd be a Walther WA 2000. Just because
Really? Rolf always thought Walther stopped making it so quickly because it was the most hideous firearm ever created, and thats saying something, states Rolf.
The company makes quality products, I actually have a Walther PPK-series pistol in .22lr. It's probably 20 years old, but I got it for a steal- about $350usd. Anything Walther stopped being imported here for a good deal of time I believe, and even now they aren't the easiest to find, especially at a reasonable price. Superbly built little plinker.
Aha, maybe to mere mortals such as yourselves, however, mighty Rolf knows the evilness of cats, for Rolf was once an evil cat. Rolf is not to be fooled by such trickery, for Rolf is known to attack any cat on sight, especially jaguars, they're overrated sports cars, states Rolf.
That is a Finnish L-39 norsutykki, states Rolf. Better than a BFG9000, tastes nicer too.
Grossss.
because they never work
C/O
Come around my area and we can have a shoot out on poker cards at 100 meters.
Missed the other peart. November I have a 400 meter range, lets go. I'll have a replica of what I carried built. And have my grand dad's M'1. Yar.
You would destroy me, I am not all that good a shot, but I shot a lot of gophers when I lived in Red Deer, and became very comfortable with the Rossi. I tried my buddy's 303 British replica and it took me 3 shots to nail a big red baloon at 100 yards. But, should you have a spare .22 with good notch or wire sights, and a field full of vermin, I'll go for $10 a tail anytime. But the idea shooting an M1 Garand is also pretty cool, where ya at?
C/O
"catch it, kill it, cook it, eat it."
Illinois. I live in Manteno now, but the land is more central Illinois. And I have a good ole' marlin 60 for my .22lr. Its a handy little plinker.
And I primarily shoot irons, I really don't see the point of scoping everything. People that are scoping rifles to use within 100 meters just seem silly to me.