Well, at least I can say I never got so drunk I shit myself (knocks on wood). This thread makes me feel awesome.
Me either. I've only known one person that has. But drunk or not, I've never been so messed up off my mind I couldn't control my shit/farts. Maybe I am just lucky, but from my experiences it's impossible to shit yourself. I just don't see how it could happen and I've been hammered many times in many ways.
So help me god if someone every pulled that first pic at my house. I'd throw him off the ledge and the chair at him. Then I'd wake him up and make him clean it up most likely getting it all over himself in the process and then he sleeps outside.
I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to in that condition. You just gotta make sure you get all the puke out before you stick your dick in her mouth. I'm sure there is a STD involed with that. Maybe Vomiterpes?
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Me either. I've only known one person that has. But drunk or not, I've never been so messed up off my mind I couldn't control my shit/farts. Maybe I am just lucky, but from my experiences it's impossible to shit yourself. I just don't see how it could happen and I've been hammered many times in many ways.
So help me god if someone every pulled that first pic at my house. I'd throw him off the ledge and the chair at him. Then I'd wake him up and make him clean it up most likely getting it all over himself in the process and then he sleeps outside.
Haha the best part with this one is she prolly threw up first in there. Now her head is in there. Now thats sexy.
I'd hit it.
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I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to in that condition. You just gotta make sure you get all the puke out before you stick your dick in her mouth. I'm sure there is a STD involed with that. Maybe Vomiterpes?
That's art.