I have this awesome scar that cuts across the side of the middle of my right forearm. I got it from lifting a shelf, but when people ask, I say, "Knife fight." Takes them awhile to realize I'm bullshitting them
I got some nice ones on my forehead, shoulder and arm from a motorcycle wreck. Some other older ones from a large burn and a glass table also on my arms.... as well as assorted road rash.
Bleh, all of mine are lame. I scar too easily. Most of mine are actually from playing with dogs. I don't know why, but the dogs I play with always seem to have the sharpest effing toenails. >.<
I got one on my leg. Me and a friend were playing around with metal mop sticks about 9 years ago and he accidently stabbed me with it. I never got it stitched up and it looks like a gun shot wound.
"Yeah, had to stop that guy from mugging my girl and he fucking shot me, these niggers yo".
I don't say mine are from badass shit because most of them are from funny drunken shit.
My favourite (as far as stories go) is this whole series of scars I have along the left side of my body. There's one on my hip, my shoulder, a couple up my forearm, and one on my wrist. What happened was I'd gotten really stoned and we went for a bike ride through the neighbourhood. We came up to this T-intersection and were turning left but instead of slowing down to take the turn, I thought "Why not powerslide this bitch?" and sped up, leaned left, and hit the brakes hard. What I didn't realize was that there was a bunch of gravel and pebbles and shit on the road which caused my wheels to almost instantly slip out from under me and sent me skidding across the road and almost onto the shoulder cause I was going so fast. It didn't really hurt, despite my entire arm and some of my side getting scraped up and roadrashed to shit. It was bleeding hardcore but for some reason my buddy wouldn't let me wash it off at his house and we went to see some movie. When I bought my ticket I was covered in blood and gravel dust from the crash, having not washed off, and the ticket girl almost didn't let me in but I told her I'd was up right away. Ahaha
Got one across the back of my hand, like starting between the knuckles of my index and middle finger and going down a couple of inches. Did it with a stanley knife I knocked accidently, was about 5mm away from severing a tendon.
I only have a few scars, from really retarded stuff like chicken pox and splitting my head open. That was pretty funny actually - I was trying to swing round and do a full backwards rotation on a chain-link fence and I forgot that the fence was about half a meter off the ground.
I got mine while intoxicated and wrestling with a friend who was bigger than me, he shoved me around, until my elbow landed in a double pane window, took this picture after the staples were in
I've got a shit ton of little burn marks on my forearm. I was drunk and double dared by a friend to put out a ton of lit matches on my skin. Hurt like fuck the next morning.
Have a two inch long scar on the side of my head where shrapnel hit me from an RPG smashing in to a truck in front of us. Remember kids, if you're in a warzone, wear your helmet. :facepalm:
Now hair won't grow there and it looks kind of goofy. At least there is a story I suppose.
I've got a 4" scar on my belly from getting sliced with a shovel, it happened nearly ten years ago and its only just starting to blend in with no pink/redness.
I've got a 4" scar on my belly from getting sliced with a shovel, it happened nearly ten years ago and its only just starting to blend in with no pink/redness.
How the hell do you even manage that? Did you hit on a construction worker or something?
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I got some nice ones on my forehead, shoulder and arm from a motorcycle wreck. Some other older ones from a large burn and a glass table also on my arms.... as well as assorted road rash.
"Yeah, had to stop that guy from mugging my girl and he fucking shot me, these niggers yo".
My favourite (as far as stories go) is this whole series of scars I have along the left side of my body. There's one on my hip, my shoulder, a couple up my forearm, and one on my wrist. What happened was I'd gotten really stoned and we went for a bike ride through the neighbourhood. We came up to this T-intersection and were turning left but instead of slowing down to take the turn, I thought "Why not powerslide this bitch?" and sped up, leaned left, and hit the brakes hard. What I didn't realize was that there was a bunch of gravel and pebbles and shit on the road which caused my wheels to almost instantly slip out from under me and sent me skidding across the road and almost onto the shoulder cause I was going so fast. It didn't really hurt, despite my entire arm and some of my side getting scraped up and roadrashed to shit. It was bleeding hardcore but for some reason my buddy wouldn't let me wash it off at his house and we went to see some movie. When I bought my ticket I was covered in blood and gravel dust from the crash, having not washed off, and the ticket girl almost didn't let me in but I told her I'd was up right away. Ahaha
and one on my kneecap from when i was harvesting fennel on a farm and trying to cut the root off and cut right through the root and my knee.
yes it sucked that bad
this thread is worthless without pics
Man I'm a dumbass :facepalm:
Now hair won't grow there and it looks kind of goofy. At least there is a story I suppose.
lol:o
Pics.
How the hell do you even manage that? Did you hit on a construction worker or something?