Im not kidding for 40 bucks they'll send you a sample of Uranium ore. So for anyone trying to enrich uranium or start there own reactor this can get you started. I wonder what you could realisticlly do with this IRL. Probably not much but it's cool anyway.
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/
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lol. I liked the one saying thank god I dont have to buy this from Libyans in the parking lot. Also post any other weird shit you can buy on Amazon.
Parent Child Testing Product
Fresh Whole Rabbit
lol wut?
Apparently there is actually no law against buying uranium ore as long as it isnt enriched. Although Im pretty sure this is a fake product.
Brush teeth with uranium
???
Permanently clean teeth
try to kill fire ants with uranium
???
mutant ants
WHATS NOT TO UNDERSTAND?
:facepalm:
Going outside is a big thing nowadays man. There's lots of dangerous stuff out there like terrorists, rapists, pedophiles, zombies and 'the man'.
More people need to stick it to the man, bomb those terrorists, stalk those rapists, molest those pedos and bite those zombies.
YOU FUCKING SAY IT MAN
Gimme a fucking gun and let me let loose on these motherfucking terrorists trying to end my freedom. I'll gat them all point blank in the face and spit on their mothers.
As for them pedos, gimme a crowbar and let me gordan freeman them sick bastards until they're reduced to a pile of flesh
What else are there? Rapists? Zombies. Psh, I'll fuck run upto them with my fists of fury and punsh them so fucking hard I'll create a negative zero singularity which will discropulate the dampening fields and result in a whole fucking lot of mess.
Cunts. Let me loose on em.
They're so dry.
Sold!
Interesting note: Uranium ore is much more radioactive than uranium metal. Ore contains all the super-radioactive decay products. (radium etc)
Protip: Uranium metal won't kill you by it's very weak radioactivity, but it will kill you by heavy metal poisoning.
So for just 150 bucks I too can own synthetic cancer ridden testicles? What have I been doing with my money this whole time?
Nah, not really. I mean you could possibly strap "super hot" (>40,000 counts/minute) ore to your testicles for a few weeks, but other than that it's not really dangerous.
I feel so foolish:( Last time I had the money I bought a gun instead. When will I ever learn.
Wrong thread?
You caused me to reply in the wrong thread and I had to delete it.:mad:
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