0vvarT · Acolyte
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Cut your dick off.
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Holy hell those kids are dumb.
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That was looong. It was cool for the first few minutes, then it started to get old.
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Iiiiiii'm in.
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I put myself in the situation cause my band's playing in the talent show. But ya, no bibles to burn and no chemicals. Or sleeping. Oh well, I'll think of something.
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That's the same thing I said lol, but it turns out they just guard the doors so you can't leave. :/
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That's a little weird lol.
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Damn, we suck.
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No offense man, but last time I checked, that was pretty much the definition of being gay.
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Yes.
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Found it. :)
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I decided it wasn't worth it. Losing a contest has never felt better.
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So it's more of a sweet, passionate fuck?
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Does your mind fuck you, or do you fuck your mind? Or is a simultaneous, mutual experience?
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Awesome, thanks.
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Fix'd.
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Or the end everything of all.
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Haha, those are awesome. But I don't know the blue seahorse or the white seal's name. Halp?
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What if you put hotdogs on ketchup?
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What if you ate with your butt and crapped out your mouth? Oh wait, South Park beat me to it...
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Link?
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Lol, I love the jumping/shooting guy.
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Yesh there is... :confused:
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Hahaha, that one beats the OP's IMO. Both are hilarious thou.
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"They call him bull-dozer, or just dozer for short." Goddamn, that's catchy. XD
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I've had it, and it's not near as bad as it's reputation suggests.
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I'm still in, but I'm seriously doubting whether or not this is actually worth it lol.
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I either pee before or after, depending on how bad I have to go before hand. Sometimes when I pee after, it shoots off some random direction or splits into two streams. It's pretty annoying. :/
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I usually just trim it, but occasionally I shave it so I can go a long time without worrying about it.
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Are her boobs different sizes or is it just the way she's laying?
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*Insert clever masturbation pun here*
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It only gave me 2 gigs... :/ Thanks though, should be useful.
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I just shave and fix my hair, everything else I do everyday. I was sure this thread was going to be related to jacking it when before I clicked on it.
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Those are some nice e-boobs.
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Here's a pic to help you out. EDIT: Too late, oh well.
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Or we could go by central time so I have enough time to snap one off first. :P
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Saying that you're gay for sticking a finger up your ass is pretty much the same as saying that you're gay for rubbing your own dick. But no, I've yet to try it.
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So which time zone are we going by?
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I'm in. Does it start at midnight or can I fap right before I go to bed?
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Sounds unpleasant, I'll probably just stick with external pleasure for now.
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That's what the bathroom's for... But true, if you wait it does make it that much better.
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I've never heard of urethral insertion, it sounds painful. When you say a spoon, do you mean the handle or the part you hold your food in?
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I'd give you a 5, probably a 7 or 8 if you did something different with the hair. Your cousin gets a solid 9.5.
