http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tropes I just wanted to post that without too much hassle. Somebody's spent a little too much time analyzing television, though..
Hit yourself in the knee with a hammer, shattering it if possible. Then take an oxy and note how it's not really tasting as sweet now that you're actually in pain. Refer to the post above this one for an appropriate level of sympathy.
What if Hitler like saw into the future and predicted Jews forming the state of Israel, creating massive turmoil in the middle east and ultimately leading to a near-extinction of the people on Earth; then tried to start the Holocaust to avoid all that, thus causing it? Too bad it's entirely not politically correct to make…
And kinda like borderline egotistical, you know the type where they think they are somehow being clever but still are just posting inane drivel...o wait :o
I've taken in aspects of Islam, Christianity, Taoism, Buddhism, fascism, anarchy, and telekinesis and tried to arrange them in a way that made it all make sense. I found out that this way is the Path.
Rastaman folk tales: How Jah put a rastaman to ordeals It is good, when a dude is calm and positive. His life is easy, all people are friendly towards him and even Jah Himself loves him and sends phat weed to him. But this is how it works now - it used to be almost opposite. Quite in the past, when the world was quite…
Rastaman folk tales: About psychonauts There were once three psychonauts who lost in heaven. They looked around and saw the God. He stands in front of them and asks: "What are you heading for, valiants?" The first psychonaut answered: "To the heavenly California." The God told him: "Go behind the corner, take the bus…
Rastaman folk tales: About two leaves Here it is - one more story about an old rastaman. He strolled down the flea market, making fun of everything around. And everything is so funny out there! Funny puppies, funny kittens, all kinds of bikes, Chinese-made radios, ghetto blasters, some flashlights... music is playing…
Rastaman folk tales: About all the shit (first Moscow tale) There was in Russia a dude named Kuntello. You would say who cares: one is Othello, another one is Kuntello; but I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Kuntello". Everybody bullied him in the kindergarten, everybody bullied him in the school, and what's more…
Rastaman folk tales: About Satanist and Godist There was a Satanist. True Satanist. He didn't believe in any god, only in His Satanic Majesty. Black leather-clad in the summer and in the winter, wearing upturned cross on his neck, 666 on his nape, and Satanist pentagram on his chest. At home, he had a black altar with real…
Rastaman folk tales: About nice people (classic case) Once, three nice people were sitting in the kitchen being already mad nice. They are sitting and slowly talking about some movie by the German director Fassbinder, which title they can't remember, but for some reason they still want to. Incidentally, other distinctive…
Rastaman folk tales: Mousey tale (third hippie story) Here is a story which happened with an old rastaman. So, the old rastaman wakes up at his place and thinks two thoughts. First thought: "Wow, cool." Well, this thought is just abstract, he always thinks like that when he wakes up and his stash is full: "Wow, cool."…
Rastaman folk tales: About three druggies and good man Valera Druggies came to the club but NADA is there. Boys are stiff, girls are ditzy, only drunks are dancing, and DJ is a dancefloor killer. There are no sits left in the chillout, everybody is angry, everybody smokes tobacco and nobody already waits for nothing. Oh…
Rastaman folk tales: About the sausage (for the punk Nixon from Khovrino) Nixon, you are asking me do I have a tale about a sausage. Of course, I do have a tale about a sausage. But it is not a folk tale, I specially invented it myself so it will be a tale about a sausage. Listen: "So, there is such a sausage. Such a…
Rastaman folk tales: Chest jataka Once Jah Buddha sat under his tree and told his disciples about the logic of infinite non-existence. One disciple asked him: "Well, okay... If nothing really exists and ganja helps us to understand that... But ganja itself exists or not?" Jah Buddha answered him: "In fact, ganja doesn't…
Rastaman folk tales: About Fido the Cat Kids were cooking magic milk. From a local ditch weed. Fido the Cat watched them closely. They already stumbled over him fifteen times, and squeezed his tail in a door, and stepped on his paw, and spilled milk on him little bit, but he is still wandering around. Interesting, duh.…
Rastaman folk tales: About the doomsday device The defense minister made an exhibition of himself. He treated the president with a Greek Plonk Brandy. He bought it in a duty-free. The president almost puked after the first sip. After catching his breath, he started to swear foully then told: "They must be killed for that!"…
Rastaman folk tales: Crocodile jataka Once Jah Buddha sat under his tree and had a conversation with his disciples about the boundlessness of boundless and nonexistence of existing. Their discussion wasn't really profound but kinda extremely pleasant. It smoothly passed onto another interesting subject: how funny it is to…