There will be a lot of media attention on this product, I refuse to go on a talk show and represent a dick. Either Dfg or Helladamnleet will have to handle media relations.
I can't shit in a public bathroom, too venerable to attacks from faggots/homeless. But if the urinal isn't available and piss in the stall, I piss ALL OVER the toilet like I'm 5. It feels too good to stop doing.
I've had a one night stand, drunk as fuck walked through her house in the dark. In the morning realized in the next room was her 2 kids, both under 10. Fuckin skanks. If your dating a girl who already has a kid she either is hot, rich, or your desperate. Period.
Aol, that brings me back. When I was 14 or so I pretended to be a girl in chat rooms spreading my link to my nude pics. Got paid 25cents per click, made $50 bucks then never did it again.
Try the pedals, hand grips, seat, beefier tires, anything bolt-on. As you upgrade your tool inventory will grow, before you buy the parts make sure you ask what tools you will need, there are some wacky ass ones out there (crank-puller) and it will save time. If you get stuck, I'm sure Internet has answers.
As long as you have a good frame, you can upgrade it cheaply. I had a blast upgrading shifters, crank bearings, and all other things. Just fix things yourself and self learn how it works, how to change parts.
I used to bike everywhere, I have a $1200 full suspension mountain bike. But ever since I got my car, just havnt wanted to use it. Plus I'd rather use my non-existent free time for videogames.
You can scream at old ladies with good results. They lived in a different time, not like these bitches now that are tought to have self-respect and other bullshit.
I'd keep a close eye on the thing, within reason. I'd watch who he hang out with most of all, and not "shelter" it from the world. When it's 14 and does the "I hate you", I'd show that kid where the door is. But if I bring it up the way I want, it won't backtalk me.
Oh Jesus, she is alive. Her eyes are wide open and staring at one fixed position. Her right leg is elevated by her own muscles. If that bitch was dead, in that same position, her eyelids would be lower, eyes looking more level straight forward. Odds are her jaw would lower a little, and head would tilt/roll to one side.…
It is. The doctor said it's "bonerhalatosis" or I basically stick my dick into all sorts of random shit. I got a rx but fuck doctors, my dick has unicorns. Period.
If I wanted to mod, I'm sure I'd get modded. I don't want to though, unless it was for a trashcan forum, which there isn't. I've said that like 5 times, and oh lordy I couldn't do right enough oh powerful Daily. A mod who either jokes or actually threatens a ban is only proving they think they are "superior" rather than…
Dude..you stole a rock. I can't even think of anything more lame to mock you, what's worse? Steal a... I'm stuck, anything else has some kind of value, human hair, sand, paper clip, but a fucking rock?
That 85 cent beefy cheesy stuffed burrito and a volcano taco. Those eaten 4 times a week will test your body, and make you realize your butthole has feelings too.
Weird, this weekend I tried to play that again, and found that my friend I lent it to 4 months ago scripted the fuck outa it. Glad I never got into it to be pissed off.
I'd mod the trash can if one was ever made. I wouldn't wanna deal with crying little faggots constantly bitching at me. I'd mod a lot like -Spectral did, very effective and very unpopular.