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Rolf's preferences go to the Shashka on horseback and the Migration Period sword on foot, provided one is using a shield. For two handed, Rolf's preference goes to the Claymore, even if it's the baby of two-handed swords, states Rolf. But what of the axe, polearm, bow and rifle of totse.info? Asks Rolf Rolf suggests the…
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Fixed, states Rolf.
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Maybe someday you'll learn that going to the shooting range won't condition your body the same way boxing will, :facepalm:'s Rolf.
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... but what of Abbath? Asks Rolf.
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The brother of Rolf performed said gem in the brother of Rolf's school's talent show and was subsequently suspended for a week :facepalm:, the education system has no sense of humour, states Rolf.
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Good ol' Swiss army knife, states Rolf.
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What is the difference? asks Rolf
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Rolf suggests doing it, unless it doesn't work for you, then Rolf suggests discarding it, states Rolf.
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Rolf shall take the flaying, for Rolf is too manly to allow mere stones to kill the mightiness that is Rolf, states Rolf. Would thou rather be perused continuously by an immortal eye-laser-shooting zombie who seeks your death, or would thou instead have every one of your orifice's permanently sealed shut? asks Rolf. EDIT:…
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Like a brave hussar charging towards the subhuman invader, mighty Rolf has bravely fought through the one hundred and six incredibly biased and blatantly stupid questions in order to bring some much needed masculinity and brilliance to this thread, states Rolf.
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Haha, laughs Rolf, for Rolf agrees, enjoy your Queen, Knights of the South, for mighty Rolf is a Grand Duke, but too great to be the Grand Duke of thou! proclaims Rolf.
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Sister, states Rolf, for Rolf did not come out of her Vag. Would thou rather be Germany or Poland? asks Rolf.
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The man with more money, states Rolf. Would thou rather sell all your possessions and pledge a vow of poverty and chastity which must be kept, or would thou rather eat naught but various sorts of uncooked testes for the remainder of the life of thou? asks Rolf.
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Rolf would rather suckle on the butthole of the Khanzada, for at least Rolf would be able to walk afterwards, states Rolf. Would thou rather eat a bucket of freshly dropped faeces from a 90 year old Somali grandma or slip your lance to a chimpanzee with AIDS? asks Rolf.
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Rolf is not a blacksmith, states Rolf, for Rolf is a Grand Duke, not a blacksmith, states Rolf.
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No, Rolf left the SCA quite a long time ago due to the stupid amounts of that, states Rolf, and was only there for three months, long enough to make a few friends who shared similar interests, finishes Rolf. When Rolf spars with said buddies, Rolf refuses to allow stupid rules and padded weapons, though quality (not butted…
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The Pyramids were created ages before Islam existed, states Rolf. The Golden Age of Islam was about 600's C.E. to 1200's C.E., states Rolf. It seems that since Hulagu Khan and his buddies utterly destroyed Baghdad (back then, by the way, Baghdad was essentially the Constantinople of the Muslim world) in the 13th century,…
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Rolf agrees, but a lot of "progress" comes from taking the technology of conquered peoples, which is especially true of the Roman Republic/Empire, many of their advancements came from conquering others, states Rolf. The Golden Age of Islam did exist states Rolf, the actual problem with the Islamic world is that since their…
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Rolf has not a buddy for sport fencing, Rolf did classes for several years though. Rolf's SCA buddies tend to fight sword and shield, or two handed sword, and wearing armour, but tend to use padded or blunt swords so you don't end up injuring the other person, states Rolf.
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Rolf agrees, sabre is the most fun form of sport fencing, followed by épée, states Rolf. Rolf also occasionally enjoys sparring with buddies of Rolf who are with the SCA, which Rolf used to be part of before growing sick of it, states Rolf. Rolf also enjoys archery and pillaging many a serving wench, states Rolf.
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But thou shalt play the WoW if it has lightsabres? Asks Rolf.... for that is what SW:TOR is, at least according to the beta, states Rolf.
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Here is a free trial for you, states Rolf.
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What type of fencing does thou practice? Asks Rolf.
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Family lineage does not equal DNA testing, states Rolf, you're a self-hating nigger, finishes Rolf. Racism is flawed, according to Rolf, why? because so many non-white cultures have done great things states Rolf. When Europeans were in the dark age the Islamic world was in it's golden age and both China and India were…
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Rolf always liked Star Wars Battlefront, states Rolf, it is like Battlefield... but with Wookiees and Jawas, states Rolf. Rolf hopes this rumour is true, provided the developers remain the same and are able to refrain from allowing Lucasarts close enough to their game to ruin it, as such has happened with so many other…
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It is not difficult for a game to be better than CoD, especially the later ones, states Rolf. The Call of Duty franchise is essentially the World of Warcraft of FPS games, that is, the most over hyped, over rated and over simplistic games that every twelve to seventeen year old virgin loves, states Rolf.
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Thou be a fool, for there is no such thing as one of "pure" race, everyone is a mixture of different ethnic groups, even Europeans, due invasions such as the Reconquista, the Huns (and the later steppe tribes such as the Mongols, Cumans, Tartars, Kipchaks, Pechenegs) and the later Ottoman invasions of Western Europe,…
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The earlier non Bad Company games in the Battlefield series that arn't made for console are far superior, states Rolf.
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Hmm, is this the gift to conquer inferior peoples and use them as one wills? asks Rolf. If so, is it not the right of the conquerer to have carnal knowledge of the conquered, if the conqueror chooses so? asks Rolf. Vae Victis and such, states Rolf.
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Il Principe, once again, states Rolf.
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The first time, thou shalt probably get a strange look, the fifth time, thou shalt be ignored, the tenth time thou shalt have to share the magazines of thou, the fifteenth time thou shalt get in trouble for staying on the shitter too long, states Rolf.
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Rolf agrees, it is rediculously obvious that these mere mortals cannot match the kvlt of Rolf, for Rolf is both more frozen and more northern than these non corpse-paint wearing death metal douchebags, states Rolf.
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MAG was disappointing, so Rolf decided not to buy a PS3 for it and just stuck with the mighty ArmA 2, states Rolf.
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Little more than the Atilla of Rolf, states Rolf.
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Rolf agrees with fatty, a .22 is always a good choice choice for starting off, states Rolf, once said thou is more experienced, then thou can spend the money on a more expensive firearm and ammunition, states Rolf. Rolf remembers the first rifle of Rolf, given to Rolf by the grandfather of Rolf, a Stirling in .22 Magnum…
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Rolf's favourite butt-loving pirate.
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English, states Rolf. Rolf's Native Language, states Rolf. Rolfish, Rolf's created language, states Rolf.
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Thou forgot the Finno-Ugric languages, the main ones being Magyar (Hungarian), Suomi (Finnish) and Eesti (Estonian). And Rolf has not heard of Euskari being a part of the Tyrsenian family, hmm, Rolf thought it isolate, interesting theory states Rolf. They say that Lithuanian is the modern language most like the PIE…
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What is wrong with womens rights? asks Rolf. Some powerful women can be sexy, at least if they're not buzz-cut dykes, states Rolf. Oooh, what the poetic lover Rolf would do to the amazonesque Boudica if Rolf could go back in time... boing... boing... states Rolf.
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Removing Assange won't change anything as he is not the only person working at Wikileaks, states Rolf, killing him or sending him to prison will only increase his support, continues Rolf. It won't stop people leaking information either, states Rolf, which is the actual problem. Now that idiot Brad Manning should be flayed…
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Well, states Rolf, at least it's better than uh... the Carcano and that French abomination, states Rolf. Have it the way of thou though, Rolf will refrain from posting in this thread again, states Rolf.
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Rolf suggests all nagant owners use Fatty for a good, human-sized target. When you're finished, Fatty can continue telling us how poor one of the better WWII era bolt-action rifles is, states Rolf.
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Always wondered how the Romanian Dragalashnikov performed, has Rolf, do tell, asks Rolf.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCUnhoe0rpU :thumbsup:
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It's not, which is exactly the point Rolf is trying to make, :facepalm:'s Rolf.
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Rolf was merely pointing out that Star Wars beats MW2 in realism, so the statement of thou is stupid. As for BC2, yes, Rolf has played multiplayer, quite a bit actually, it's ok Rolf supposes, it's too much like Call of Duty for fans of the older Battlefield games, states Rolf.
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Isn't Woombye in Queensland? asks Rolf, it could be a slight misspelling on CO's part. Rolf agrees, next they'll be invaded by those ghastly islamists! proclaims Rolf.
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Poisonous beasties, bushfires and now floods, hmm... well, it could be a better advertising campaign than the previous one, states Rolf.
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(For Fatty, states Rolf) Five words, idiot, states Rolf. (For MJsaurus, states Rolf) Rolf's Knight in green armour.
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