i need to go back to college, it makes these benders a lot easier when i dont have to worry about work. i fucked up some dudes fence today half-drunkenly driving around on a mower, really fucked it up i went through it before i even realized id hit it
anyway so at work we were downtown doing some random shit for the boss, i heard some girl yell out my name and turn around and its this chick from way back in the day who i used to chill with all the time. talked a little bit and then i asked her what she was doing for work, she says shes a waitress in a strip club, i say…
Yeah it will. I went to see him when he was here before, but he didn't do The Wall. Still, it was fucking awesome. The next morning I was listening to the radio and some lady called in and complained "People were smoking pot - INSIDE!" All the DJ's could do was laugh their asses off haha
Maaaaaaaaaaaan, I was so fucking close to winning tickets to Roger Waters performing The Wall here in October. Fucking bullshit. Tickets are all sold out for this show, and I was one caller off from winning tickets from this radio station. GAY. On-topic, top fucking notch:thumbsup: The Wall is one of my favourite albums of…
Erorr man wtf... you tell me to check out zoklet so i do, and mosey on over to TRT for old times sake and what do i see? "the new and improved retarded thread?" - of which i read maybe ten posts before quickly getting clear the fuck out and promising myself never to return again. fuck that shit. this new rendition is a…
I wasn't impressed with the opener, to be honest. He did kill the fuck out of that dude with the anchor but other than that... meh. I mean I'm happy they got Rita out of the way, hopefully now they forget her bullshit and focus on Dexter VS Quinn/the PD. Even my mom called the episode boring.
Guys, MOTHERFUCKING HOCKEY SEASON IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, almost. It's pre-season right now, but I CAN WATCH SOME MOTHERFUCKING HOCKEY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES
Haha got rained out of cutting grass today so my boss sent me and my buddy to go do some bylaws ( just cleaning up houses/properties that people complain about until the city just sends us to clean them and bills the owner) and the first house was a busted grow op. The shingles on the entire back of the roof were curled up…
I love being outside when I'm blazing or after when I'm already stoned. It just makes me feel better. If I'm sitting inside I usually feel more burnt after, but outdoors I rarely feel burn out. Don't really know why.
I was considering it, but then thought I could just get really, really, obscenely drunk tonight and bang some ugly STD-dripping cum bucket of a woman. It's all good if she's hot in your drunken memories, right? Either way, getting drunk is priority #1.
So I met this pretty cool girl at work yesterday, wasted probably half an hour just talking to her while the rest of the crew was out working and we smoked a joint and just chilled while she waited for her bus, then she left. And I didn't get her number. Or even her name to facebook creep and find out her number. I'm a…
I can drive fine while high. I don't drive slow or anything but I can still manage to think and react and haven't ever had a trouble while driving stoned. Except for when I see something hilarious and then I start laughing too much. That happens. I drive drunk frequently (I have no standard to base this on, but I think I…
Some detect heat, not smoke. In my dorm first year, I was selling weed out of my room and basically people were blazing in there 24/7. One day we had the room fucking boxed to shit when the building fire alarm goes off. I was freaking the fuck out, grabbed a bong and threw it into my dresser without even thinking and the…