I went to the doctor the other day, told him I was having trouble with my memory. He asks, "How long have you had this problem?" I replied, "What problem?"
Ok, so I was watching the movie this morning , then got bored a few minutes in and started looking up Team Rocket hentai sites because it ain't creepy, they are adults. Not like you creepy fucks who wanna see a Misty get a train run on her by Ash and Brock. Well that of course led to Big O hentai because somehow people…
Thier are no good pokemon jokes. None, I've seriously tried. Sure you can make all the pre school cloyster and stringshot references you want but them crafty japanese people made a products so stupid, it can not be made fun of properly.
The mole on my penis has grown to look more and more like the face of Launchpad McQuack. I've been practicing my impersinations in the mirror and Mrs Harrison Third grade tallent show as a wildcard contestent. Recently I caught the eye of Disney and I think they are considering my penis as as playing Launchpad in their…
It is good, they would blame a dentist or doctor or anyone with an x-ray machine. Unfortunately, you took me way too seriously and if anyone is doing ass raping in prison, it will be me. If I go to jail again, I'm finding the biggest, meanest looking dude, and raping them in the common area for everyone to see Im a mad dog…
I'll have you know I am 100% manly man. So I have a gay username, can't help it. Vigo the Carpathian, Mega Cock Strong, and MileyCyrusissupercool were all aparently taken. Just because I can admire a big juicy floppy donkey dork for it's aesthetic qualities does not make me queer. If anything it proves I have good taste…
Yes, and upwards too boot. I have to do headstands to pee. It is very emberasing to use public restrooms and normaly I require a spotter at urnals. On the plus side though, on nice days like today, I enjoy throwing it like a boomerang to tease my dog in the backyard. Also I can periscope it around corners to ninja pee on…
Your roomate should be respectful to your desire not to live in the party house and not to start shit with your girl. Basicly, you are not the asshole, they are. The people who take advantge of you are not your friends, but in fact your enemies. You should not feel bad in the slightest telling off people who do not respect…
TLDR: (pronounced Tee-ell-dee-arrgh) Definition: Your post was way to long for my short attention span, therefore I decided not to read it. I don't really care what it says, but feel some unstoppable urge to comment on it in in an abbreviated form, since bigger words like "too" and "read" are just outside the reaches of my…
Of what? Errol Flynn's gaping anus? Sassy Negro Sweet Cracklins? The mole on my left arm that kind of looks like Rob Schneider in 'Deuce Bigalo'? I'm broke, most I got is a polariod camera from the 80's. If you post your address and home phone number, along with your name, ss#, and a list of all bank account numbers I will…