What turns me on is the movie 12 monkeys. Especially the scene where Bruce Willis puts on the body condom and is thrust through the time tunnel. It is like he is entering the vagina of time and fucking his way back to 1990. I'm getting all worked up now just thinking about it.
In the Transformers movie Unicron, in goatse planet form, eats both of Cybertron's moon bases, showing how inept of a leader Ultra Magnus was by how he casually blew off that most the autobots just got slaughtered.
My sandwiches are two slices of bread, lettuce, cheese, my penis, and one of those sandwich toothpick US flags. my sandwich > than you, your sandwich, and your mother's sandwich
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I'm going to have to disagree there. Bat shit crazy people were around way before youtube, we just know about more of them now. Take Birdie Yager for example. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppcVaATRDg
Well, your question is flawed from the beginning. When I am street walking, or strolling as you put it, I am not a very attractive tranny prostitute. I mean, I look better than Atisone Seuli, and would have no trouble getting into Eddie Murphy's car, but if an attractive man approached me, I'd know it was a cop. Also, no…
Its like I'm all alone in the barn and the veal calves are looking at me from their crates. They bleat hungrily and me, starving for their mother's teat. And I know they wouldn't know the difference if I slipped them my cock, and nobody is watching so what is the harm. I ask you, what is the harm, nobody would see or ever…
What is also interesting about a pig's penis is some pigs fuck clockwise while others go counter clockwise. their is not a medical reason for this but the choice of the pig as far as the direction of his penis's rotation. Their are studies into the psychological reasons for this, which really just proves scientists have…
It's a pig penis. Actually it is very interesting how it works. A Pig has a corkscrew shaped penis, although iin the video they have stretched it out, my only guess is for easier access. When he mounts the female it enters her in a rotating motion with his thrusts. The female has a corkscrew shaped cervix too. When the…
They are not scary, their startling. Wes Craven really failed on these movies. When I saw the first one I expected some gore like 'the hills have eyes' or some horror comedy like the nightmare on elm street movies. I got none of this, just bitter disappointment.
Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!
Awesome, two messages! I'm no longer depressed so I guess I'll have to put off playing the choking game while I pop a bottle of Tylenol and drink mouthwash. I must be the most popular person on totse.:D
None, cause nobody likes me. I going to go look at sabrinow and wonder if it makes me queer to be aroused by it. Then I'll cry afterwords and cut myself and drink dot 3 brake fluid cause it helps get rid of the pain of nobody PMing me on totse. :sad:
I would dress up like Billy Ray and make her call me daddy. I hear she likes that. But I guess if she's dead I'd have to have a partner work her mouth and talk in a falsetto voice for me. Then maybe we could cross swords inside her. Yeah, that would be awesome.
I still have my Y2K Family survival guide vcr tape. I know all I need to know from Leonard Nemoy and the hording british guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL5Yu3Ub9nA DO NOT SHIT IN PLASTIC BAGS!!!
I would start innocently enough inviting the neighbors over for a few drinks. After I get them a little loose and open to suggestions, thanks to the ruffies and ex-lax I slipped into their drinks, I would take advantage of their sleepy and diarrhea state. First I'd slip off their clothes and educe them to shit on the…