I figured out today the greatest thing for when I'm out of cigarettes. My dad smokes cigars and my mom cigarettes. He smokes some wierd ass cigars not your typical dutchies so I never put the two together but i can succesfully take his cigar butts and unwrap them like a blunt and just re-roll up a cigarillo using old newport butts as the tobacco.
It works really well and the cigar wrap is added nicotine for the sketchy faggot ash tray licking smoker in need.
Fuck that, "Naomi" is not hot. She's got a stomach, thats why her pictures are all head on, to hide it. She went totally psycho last semester, got kicked out of FSU and quit her job. She was like 5 months behind on rent with an oxy habit to feed, so she's working the pole now. :sad:
Today more than made up for the shit day I had yesterday. We spent all day working at this equestrian park, as there's some huge national, televised event starting up tomorrow so we had to make it look nice. There were girls riding horses left and right, tits bouncing all over the place.
Then I talked my crew into driving all the way out to my girlfriend's place for lunch (it was almost a two hour lunch break including driving time) where she hooked us up with some bomb 65% rum her friend got in Europe.
Plus put in another long day, this paycheque is gonna kick ass.
Also, I made a thread in Cult of Mac about steve jobs having a 98% employee satisfaction rating. I posted it but something fucked up and it never showed up (pwnd).
I just finished the godfather. It was meh, and I'm being generous.
My girlfriend read the summary of Inception and said "it doesn't sound too good" - how in the fuck does a trippy movie about some dude who controls dreams NOT sound good? We ended up not seeing it.
So I'm making her come with me to The Expendables this weekend. Cunt.
Also, totally thought I'd just put my last gram of weed through the wash; I was digging through wet soapy clothes when I remembered I put the nug on my desk :facepalm:
My girlfriend read the summary of Inception and said "it doesn't sound too good" - how in the fuck does a trippy movie about some dude who controls dreams NOT sound good? We ended up not seeing it.
So I'm making her come with me to The Expendables this weekend. Cunt.
Also, totally thought I'd just put my last gram of weed through the wash; I was digging through wet soapy clothes when I remembered I put the nug on my desk :facepalm:
it was ok, but i can never watch a movie without getting caught up in how unrealistic it is i tend to notice continuity problems too, like a name tag disappearing between shots. something about it reminded me of the matrix
In a city of garbage, tryin' to reap the harvest
Adaption is the trap in which the artist meets the forest
Swing your little axe or be an oak tree if you can
Either way, adapt to circumstance or play your final hand.
In a city of garbage, tryin' to reap the harvest
Adaption is the trap in which the artist meets the forest
Swing your little axe or be an oak tree if you can
Either way, adapt to circumstance or play your final hand.
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Fuck you man, I'm your ticket to the top. I already got you into the 1337 Secret forum. Way to stab me in the fucking back.
Hawaiian nigger. :mad:
E: ahaha
Later man
Don't forget the camera:thumbsup:
Maybe next time guys, sorry
Did your parents disown you because you came out to them today?
I nearly punched out a pregnant bitch just cause
hXc dude.
what the fuck? :sad:
Shit like that makes me happy I've never been addicted to cigarettes, I can smoke them shits freely and not feel the need to raid ash trays.
but if i did, my bad
1337 is gay
I don't have a character limit.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAW
how are fat sluts similar to mopeds?
they're fun to ride when your trashed
Also this. I wanted to make mine I AM CANADIAN but I couldn't so had to compress it to that shitty imcanadian
Holy fuck, you drive an awesome car. Camaro, motherfucker
http://www.tallahasseestripclubs.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=46&Itemid=82
ctrl+f => Naomi.
She's hooked on oxy now. Gotta support her habit.
Fuck that, "Naomi" is not hot. She's got a stomach, thats why her pictures are all head on, to hide it. She went totally psycho last semester, got kicked out of FSU and quit her job. She was like 5 months behind on rent with an oxy habit to feed, so she's working the pole now. :sad:
:sad:
:hrmph:
God i miss that smiley:(
Today more than made up for the shit day I had yesterday. We spent all day working at this equestrian park, as there's some huge national, televised event starting up tomorrow so we had to make it look nice. There were girls riding horses left and right, tits bouncing all over the place.
Then I talked my crew into driving all the way out to my girlfriend's place for lunch (it was almost a two hour lunch break including driving time) where she hooked us up with some bomb 65% rum her friend got in Europe.
Plus put in another long day, this paycheque is gonna kick ass.
Shit your pants?
Fuck yeah indeed
With CASPER?
Also, I made a thread in Cult of Mac about steve jobs having a 98% employee satisfaction rating. I posted it but something fucked up and it never showed up (pwnd).
I just finished the godfather. It was meh, and I'm being generous.
me 2
So I'm making her come with me to The Expendables this weekend. Cunt.
Also, totally thought I'd just put my last gram of weed through the wash; I was digging through wet soapy clothes when I remembered I put the nug on my desk :facepalm:
Like I said at zoklet, it only matters who originally got it, and that was me.
I don't know, I quite like it.
Also, you can use the space on your on screen keyboard, or remap it to another, unused key.
There was a space there. Obvious troll is obvious.
it was ok, but i can never watch a movie without getting caught up in how unrealistic it is
Adaption is the trap in which the artist meets the forest
Swing your little axe or be an oak tree if you can
Either way, adapt to circumstance or play your final hand.
lets help it get to the top :thumbsup:
Adaption is the trap in which the artist meets the forest
Swing your little axe or be an oak tree if you can
Either way, adapt to circumstance or play your final hand.
+1 googles
Why the fuck would we do that?