I'm thinking about dropping my courses then adding them after class starts. There's a mandatory first day attendance policy, but I get around it easily. I have a ton of shit to do, and I have no internet. Currently, I'm borrowing some from a neighbor. Slow.as.fuck. :mad:
I was happy, but then realized that instead of just dicking around and getting fucked up on drugs and doing random shit, I'll be working every day and having to wake up at 5AM instead of whenever the fuck I want.
On the other hand, I'll be fucking loaded for next semester:thumbsup:
im working during the summer, and right as all my friends r going back to college in september, ill be flying to cambodia. a couple months of working and i if i hadnt bought any drugs here i could stay in cambodia getting fucked up for 3-4 months. instead i only get 1 but then i can work for the rest of the year and hopefully have enough to go to the mainland in the summer and maybe meet some of you weirdos
Holy fuck I don't know if you guys have heard about those al-qaeda dudes they arrested here on suspicion of a bomb plot but those fuckers were living like 20 minutes at most away from my house.
And the room I was living in a couple years ago was a stones throw away from their house:eek:
What the fuck did Canada ever do to anybody to make them want to blow us up? All we do is chill and then roll in with peace keepers once the americans have blown everything up.
Holy fuck I don't know if you guys have heard about those al-qaeda dudes they arrested here on suspicion of a bomb plot but those fuckers were living like 20 minutes at most away from my house.
And the room I was living in a couple years ago was a stones throw away from their house:eek:
What the fuck did Canada ever do to anybody to make them want to blow us up? All we do is chill and then roll in with peace keepers once the americans have blown everything up.
If you ever want to know exactly where I live, look up the town where the 9/11 terrorists(the one's who actually hijacked the planes) stayed the days before they did the attack. They stayed in a small motel on the beach, less than 2 miles from my house. I've bought drugs out of and actually stayed in the motel next door to the motel they were living in.
When I was like 9 and the attacks happened, I said "good thing I live in such a small town, they probably don't even know this place exists!" Then, weeks later, news crews and government agents all around my town. They were staying within walking distance of my house, in a small shitty motel called "The Panther Motel," or something like that.
lol a fair started here yesterday. i might go, but id much rather get some opiates and smoke bowls in the car
Fuck fairs. Do drugs and eat peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.
I make those shits gourmet-style, with nice toasted Freihofer's whole grain bread, Bonne Maman preserves and skippy peanut butter. That shit is scrumptious.
i fucking need opiate RIGHT NOW! :mad: id even settle for some benzos. dont really want to waste all my money on coke, and dont wanna do ice. theres nothing else but weed
i fucking need opiate RIGHT NOW! :mad: id even settle for some benzos. dont really want to waste all my money on coke, and dont wanna do ice. theres nothing else but weed
Buy a large quantity of schwag, make BHO and get fucked off up off of it.
i still need opiates... motherfuckers still didnt pay me back... maybe i can find some oxy tonight, hopefully i can at least get vicodin, but i try to avoid dat apap
We were driving down the road to meet our foreman, first thing in the morning it was probably about 6AM, and were doing like 80 so not too fast but not slow either, and all of a sudden the brakes, power steering, electric trailer brakes, etc all just stopped working. The battery didn't die or anything, they just stopped. And the truck would turn over, but wouldn't start again.
So we met the foreman half an hour late, and then at like 9AM, we got fucking rear ended and spent the next two hours dealing with cops and insurance. Our trailer was fine, the guy's Sunfire was FUCKED. Dumbass.
I'm gonna get drunk as shit tonight, maybe even fight a nigga or two.
if a tree falls in the forets, i cut that bitch down
but yeah i do that all the time, especially if the song has a really catchy and repetitive beat or riff or something. i kind of subconsciously tap my foot to nearly every song, even if i dont like it, and old habit from my piano years i think. but yeah i always just start tapping/humming/etc to a song and not notice when it ends.
When I get really stoned, an awesome cooling (It feels like there's a light (Not cold, though) breeze from inside), tingling sensation begins in my forehead and continues back and downward through my entire body. Fucking weird, but feels gooooood.
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I'm thinking about dropping my courses then adding them after class starts. There's a mandatory first day attendance policy, but I get around it easily. I have a ton of shit to do, and I have no internet. Currently, I'm borrowing some from a neighbor. Slow.as.fuck. :mad:
i'm just watching myself via webcam like the total narcissist that I am.
I was happy, but then realized that instead of just dicking around and getting fucked up on drugs and doing random shit, I'll be working every day and having to wake up at 5AM instead of whenever the fuck I want.
On the other hand, I'll be fucking loaded for next semester:thumbsup:
im working during the summer, and right as all my friends r going back to college in september, ill be flying to cambodia. a couple months of working and i if i hadnt bought any drugs here i could stay in cambodia getting fucked up for 3-4 months. instead i only get 1
And the room I was living in a couple years ago was a stones throw away from their house:eek:
What the fuck did Canada ever do to anybody to make them want to blow us up? All we do is chill and then roll in with peace keepers once the americans have blown everything up.
If you ever want to know exactly where I live, look up the town where the 9/11 terrorists(the one's who actually hijacked the planes) stayed the days before they did the attack. They stayed in a small motel on the beach, less than 2 miles from my house. I've bought drugs out of and actually stayed in the motel next door to the motel they were living in.
When I was like 9 and the attacks happened, I said "good thing I live in such a small town, they probably don't even know this place exists!" Then, weeks later, news crews and government agents all around my town. They were staying within walking distance of my house, in a small shitty motel called "The Panther Motel," or something like that.
LOL the ending is the best part.
The funhouse was lulz
Fuck fairs. Do drugs and eat peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.
I make those shits gourmet-style, with nice toasted Freihofer's whole grain bread, Bonne Maman preserves and skippy peanut butter. That shit is scrumptious.
i really with i could find a oc40. that would b perfect. or a 80, and i could save half for tomorrow
Opiates and Ativan for the win.
Buy a large quantity of schwag, make BHO and get fucked off up off of it.
I can barely walk,man.
you my nigga, nigga
you are my nigger
yes
but its 11:30 only and i still have 10 more beer plus several grahams of da reefa
although i am alone and this sucks but is also good i guess
We were driving down the road to meet our foreman, first thing in the morning it was probably about 6AM, and were doing like 80 so not too fast but not slow either, and all of a sudden the brakes, power steering, electric trailer brakes, etc all just stopped working. The battery didn't die or anything, they just stopped. And the truck would turn over, but wouldn't start again.
So we met the foreman half an hour late, and then at like 9AM, we got fucking rear ended and spent the next two hours dealing with cops and insurance. Our trailer was fine, the guy's Sunfire was FUCKED. Dumbass.
I'm gonna get drunk as shit tonight, maybe even fight a nigga or two.
but yeah i do that all the time, especially if the song has a really catchy and repetitive beat or riff or something. i kind of subconsciously tap my foot to nearly every song, even if i dont like it, and old habit from my piano years i think. but yeah i always just start tapping/humming/etc to a song and not notice when it ends.
oops.
Edit: also, he is confirmed homosexual.
and 1337 that bitch would eat you alive
oh hai thar;)
Naw:o