I was "introduced" to this girl someone gave me her number, we started talkin a lil bit had alot in common, but then I saw what she looked like. and I am no interested. she is very much into me a little on the fatal attraction side, whats the best way to break it off with as little crazy bitch syndrome as possible?
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This.
or you could lie, and tell her that ever since your mom raped you last week you have a hard time looking at women the same way. every time she tries to make eye contact shudder a little and talk about how you don't under stand how you came out of a vagina. take her out for hot dogs and when you get the bun/dog combo, begin weeping uncontrollably and hysterically rip the bun to shreds. tell her you had to save the wiener. if she isn't horrified by then, shes probably pretty cool and a really nice person.
in which case.
This. For extra points give her a Cosby Sweater.
Just say no.and walk away.
but think about it. you saved something very important to BOTH of you. this thing is called time. VERY soon you will DIE. and time is very valuable. it hurts because you're a cool guy. but your AWESOME for saving the time. its all she has. I'm proud of you. :fap: