I was at a local government office doing some official paperwork for something important. The lady handling the shit kept looking at me kinda funny, putting emphasis on the fact that they are going to perform a criminal background check, and that if I'm a sex offender I'm shit outta luck. She mentioned this several times while giving me the stinkeye. I have absolutely no criminal record. If I had any self esteem I'd be offended...
I guess large bearded men in Cannibal Corpse shirts aren't well received by public officials.
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"I MIGHT BE A SEX OFFENDER, BUT I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T SEXUALLY OFFEND YOU, YOU UGLY BITCH!"
I found your problem. Next time don't wear a cannibal corpse tshirt while you do important shit at the local government office.
If it was a situation where making a good impression mattered, I'd agree. This was not such a situation. I'm not really complaining, I just thought it was funny.
And yes, she was fat.
Also, if you don't know Cannibal Corpse is a band...
Fuckin' old people.
Argh, tell me about it. Old people have some kind of ignorance for everything, its like they've been isolated from the real world for years on end.
It's almost as bad as the old people that try to think they're "hip", or "in".
You should go jump off a bridge
^This
I think she was just trying to get you to take her for a spin if you know what I mean.
I've considered it, but now I've decided to keep living just to spite you.
Not yet. :hai:
How come its always the fat ones that think they are gonna get raped?