Need to get a couple of guys back...
So I put an item on Craigslist, and in the post I CLEARLY state "price is firm", "no haggling", "lowballers will be blacklisted", etc. I post my Google Voice number for the contact info.
A few minutes later I get text from this guy offering $15 less than my FIRM asking price. Natually, I get pissed at the fact that he can't read, and tell him that he is blacklisted because he lowballed me. His iTears immediately start flowing and he writes back with another lowball offer, and wants me to drive to his work. I then call him a dickhead and tell him to fuck off. His iTears REALLY start flowing at that point, and he keeps writing back all of this pussy shit about how I must have had a bad childhood, etc. I don't respond at all.
A little while later I get another text from a dude wanting to buy it for the asking price. He wants me to meet him about 30 mins from my house, and I say no. I offer to meet him at a bookstore a few mins from my house, and he agrees. So, I get to the bookstore and he's not there. I text and he says he's running late. Whatever, I sit down and start reading some books and just enjoy being out of the house for awhile. 30 minutes pass and he's still not there, so I figure the dude I previously told off had his buddy message me and I'm being stood up. Sure enough, I start getting texts from both numbers saying how much of a loser I am for falling for their trick. Yea, I'm really butthurt (not).
Anyhow, I basically have both of these fucks' cell phone numbers. One is a Sprint (for sure), and the other is a Verizon (I think). I'm trying to figure out what to do to them. It could be something as innocent as an sms bomb or automated system that calls them over and over and fills up their voicemail. Or, it could be more serious like linking them to CP.
What do you guys think??? Should I just drop it and wipe my iTears away, or should I fuck them up?
A few minutes later I get text from this guy offering $15 less than my FIRM asking price. Natually, I get pissed at the fact that he can't read, and tell him that he is blacklisted because he lowballed me. His iTears immediately start flowing and he writes back with another lowball offer, and wants me to drive to his work. I then call him a dickhead and tell him to fuck off. His iTears REALLY start flowing at that point, and he keeps writing back all of this pussy shit about how I must have had a bad childhood, etc. I don't respond at all.
A little while later I get another text from a dude wanting to buy it for the asking price. He wants me to meet him about 30 mins from my house, and I say no. I offer to meet him at a bookstore a few mins from my house, and he agrees. So, I get to the bookstore and he's not there. I text and he says he's running late. Whatever, I sit down and start reading some books and just enjoy being out of the house for awhile. 30 minutes pass and he's still not there, so I figure the dude I previously told off had his buddy message me and I'm being stood up. Sure enough, I start getting texts from both numbers saying how much of a loser I am for falling for their trick. Yea, I'm really butthurt (not).
Anyhow, I basically have both of these fucks' cell phone numbers. One is a Sprint (for sure), and the other is a Verizon (I think). I'm trying to figure out what to do to them. It could be something as innocent as an sms bomb or automated system that calls them over and over and fills up their voicemail. Or, it could be more serious like linking them to CP.
What do you guys think??? Should I just drop it and wipe my iTears away, or should I fuck them up?
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I know you can email sms messages to a phone with the different carriers, and I believe each one comes from a different "number". Are there any free online mass mailers (maybe based out of china or something?).
Of course, I'll use a public wifi hotspot with TOR to do it...
Fuck these guys...
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If you want some lulzy revenge but you are worried about getting caught, which is highly unlikely but some people are super paranoid, You could just forward the numbers and names to a certain internet "Army".
Now that I'm an old fart I'm not in hurry to shoot my load all over these guys. I'm gonna wait about a month to see if they put personalized greetings back on their voicemails. Maybe I can get some info that way and link it to FB or something.
Later this week I'm gonna hit up some free wifi far from my house and see what it takes to post on Craigslist's M4M forum. I think you need to do some kind of phone verification now??? I think I'll get enough lulz when they get some steamy hot dick talk calls at 3AM.
Wait about two or three weeks to do it, though. That way, they might not put two and two together and respond in kind.
I'm also gonna check out if there is a way for each carrier to dial a voicemail bridge number to listen to the greetings without ringing their phone. They might get suspicious if I keep calling with blocked caller-id.
@Kevin - shut up, fag.
YES
You sir, are a genius.