Ask a Sanctioned Casino Brawler (who just won 2nd place welterweight) Anything
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So I just got back from the fights. Here's the medal they gave me.
Here's the fight program, and picture of me.
I wore orange woman's tennis shorts with white piping, solid orange knee-high baseball socks, and some grass green ankle high P.F. Flyers. :cool:
I took second place in the event--going head to head with the champion of several years. In his fight history, he has only lost once, so I don't feel too bad losing to that monster.
Here's the fight program, and picture of me.
I wore orange woman's tennis shorts with white piping, solid orange knee-high baseball socks, and some grass green ankle high P.F. Flyers. :cool:
I took second place in the event--going head to head with the champion of several years. In his fight history, he has only lost once, so I don't feel too bad losing to that monster.
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I did boxing, as I have absolutely no experience. It's really nice little niche community here in humboldt. You see the same fighters year after year, and there's no (mostly) grudges. The dudes just hang out, and talk about their workout routines, how they train, or just thier personal lives. A lot of the guys are friends outside of the fights.
Me, being the bumbling idiot that I am, I just joins for laughs. I know full well I'll never win money or recognition.
I just got second place through dumb luck--but that's not what you asked.
In my town, we have a bunch of surrounding casinos. Once in a while (about two times a year) we have a Canadian competition come into town. "So You Wanna Fight" (look it up) comes around asking for a bunch of local fighters to fight for prize money. There's two sections, divided by weight class.
MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) for those that are semi-trained in something other than throwing fists, and a boxing division for the rest. I do boxing, as I'm a complete pussy and don't like being held down and having my face punched in.
They accept damn near anyone (explaining why I've been allowed in TWICE).
I'm actually a terrible fighter, as evident by my first match which follows:
I get boo'd off the stage for turning my back too much, and the ref breaks it up.
That guy was almost as untrained as me, but this most recent match had me up against a very talented boxer which resulted in me getting dropped in 23 seconds.
-edit- that first match was over three years ago
oh and i thought u were a gurl
whoever that is is a fucking disgrace to themselves and
Boxing. Wtf is with the clown look?
:mad:I'd love to shoot your face off with a 12 gauge.
What were you thinking? Why keep turning your back to him? You like surprises, and not being able to see where the punches are coming from? Or just used to getting beaten then raped in the ass?
Thanks a lot faggot.
I just spilled Inca Cola all over my fucking iPhone and headset from laughing.
:hai: --> :mad: -->
lulz
Thanks for the detailed explanation and, for being honest, and for not being a phony internet tuff guy. :thumbsup:
I wanted the whole shebang.
http://www.hatchphotosports.com/Sports/Fight-Sports/040211SYWF/16477324_beCBY#1239956351_cpCgQ
My slick pompadour gradually becomes more and more similar to a drunken Gary Busey's mane. :cool:
1-3=250$
4-8=500$
8+=1000$
I don't do it out of wanting to get my ass kicked, I do it because I like having a good story to tell my friends and family.
Ultimate goal is to be an old man, telling the new generations of family all the absolutely retarded shit I've done, and them calling bullshit.
This is a longterm trolling investment.
A couple of bruises here and there, if only to tell a future grandson he's a pussy compared to me and my casino-fighting history? Fuck-yeah, totally worth it.