I set off the alarm as i was leaving with a bag of some food. This asian greeter lady said i set off the alarm and asked for the receipt and the bag. She checked the bag and put it through the censor - no alarm. So she said I could go. What a dumb bitch cause I had a pair of sunglasses in my pocket. The perfect crime?
For those of you wanting to steal sunglasses just remove the tag that's on the temple. I thought about it but I didn't think it would actually sound the alarm lol.
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Now the detectors make that harder
also there are no cameras in dressing rooms or bathrooms. Its illegal or at least it was when i worked lp a while ago. Next time you are in a large store with a dressing room look around the mirrors or behind signs on the doors, and you will find tags. Those are from shop lifters.
Cost/Benefit analysis.
You need to learn about these things. You would make more money stealing the parking bollards as scrap metal.
Fucking this.
Don't know much about Walmart, but do they even stock good quality glasses?
AGAIN THEY ARE SHITHOUSE FUCKING GLASSES AND HOW MANY PAIRS DO YOU NEED?
YOU AINT GOING TO MAKE BANK RESELLING THEM OUT OF BAG ON THE STREET AND THEY ARENT GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF BALLER.
HERES A WAY TO GET SOME FREE CASH: OPEN A TRADING ACCOUNT ON THE STOCK MARKET AND STANDARD MARKET RULES ARE THAT TRADES ARE SETTLED AFTER 3 DAYS. MAKE SOME $10K TRADES ALONG WITH THE TRENDS, MAKING ABOUT 1% ($100 - $20/$40 BROKERAGE) MAKES YOU $60 AND IT WAS ESSENTIALLY RISK FREE.
YOU CAN EVEN PUT $100 IN THE ACCOUNT SO THAT IF YOU GET IT WRONG AND LOSE $50 YOU WONT GET IN ANY TROUBLE.
So please take your rants to B&M.
This is silly, imo. If you were trying on sunglasses, why would you do either?
Its not foolproof, i point out that there can be risk (and these days more than ever).
In fact the fools should keep the fuck away from it and stick to stealing sunglasses worth $6.99 on sale; and im not pretending to be anyone - and the threshhold for allowing you to trade without a cash or security deposit somewhere tends to be around the 10k. And it keeps it safe enough that IF you get stung by a sharp move down you wont incurr a massive debt.
Its sophisicated gambling.
No No No. Don't steal sunglasses & switch shoes at Walmart. Seriously, it's Walmart. :facepalm: Get sunnies at Sunglasses Hut & do a shoe switch at any store that keep boxes of shoes out on the floor. Famous Footwear, Shoe Department, etc.
Famous Footwear in my area has zero cameras. Very easy to lift from if you are into that sort of thing.
Fuck off moralfag, this is BI. Leave your morals at the door.
And security do tend to be douchey.
If you get whistled and manage to get away and never caught then congratulations.
If you do end up catching a court appointment then your still going to get away with it more or less - but the future implications will cost you.
[edit] - Security tends to be extra douchey in recessions & if your choice is between working at wal-mart or stealing sunglasses from them i'd go the latter over the former every time.