Today is christmas <(Fuckyou spell check! Imaginary things don't deserve a capital letter) Anyways! For those of you who believe in the
christmas <(Fuckyou spell check! Imaginary things don't deserve a capital letter) Bullshit? "Merry fucking christmas" <(Fuckyou spell check! Imaginary things don't deserve a capital letter)
FTW! New years is the only shit that matters. christmas <(Fuckyou spell check! Imaginary things don't deserve a capital letter) is just another excuse to get wasted.
totseans live on! Fuck yeah!
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It's 2am and after many-a-christmas-drinking I went to get a greasy burger from the kebab shop. Then I texted a bunch of dudes (including my main homie RemadE, hold tight) and now I'm sitting here listening to some shitty D&B :thumbsup:
Fixed.
They call me ThirdRockFromTheSun because I have two massive tits the size of planets...
...but they're not the same size...