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1. Don't use Zippos for smoking weed
Yesterday my girlfriend got me a Zippo, so we decided to have a few hits with it. Tasted a bit gassy. Woke up this morning with a fucked throat, back pains, neck pains, horrible cough and lung raepage.
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I do this every time.
3. Carry a knife with you everywhere. Maybe it's just my lifestyle, but having a knife on hand 24/7 has gotten me out of some potentially sticky situations. Can also be applied to a lighter, regardless of whether you smoke or not.
I'm not talking about fighting people off or any of that internet tough guy shit, I mean survival type scenarios or just everyday situations where a knife is helpful.
4a. Don't use a Bic lighter, or any lighter for that matter, to fry your pubes. It burns. It smells. Not very pleasant, but is efficient.
4b. Don't wait to long to shave your balls/longstick/bladder area. If you do trim it first with scissors and use a normal razor, I've never cut any part down there. Don't fear the razor 14-16 year olds.
4c. Don't shave all the hair off either, it looks like a babys penis and if you're hairy you just feel like a fucking retard.
6. Whenever you get a cough/cold/virus of any kind, get some Vitamin C tablets into you and before you go to bed, layer up. Wear a tshirt, sweater, underwear, pants (not jeans), and socks. It'll get toasty and sweaty and gross, but you'll wake up in the morning feeling like a million bucks having sweat all that shit out of you.
6b) This + Vitamin D (sunlight) and garlic do WONDERS!!
8. Bread in the USA can be dated by the colour of the plastic tag
Monday - blue
Tuesday - green
Thursday - red
Friday - white
Saturday - yellow
So if you go in on thursday and get a white twist you're getting week old bread.
9. Turn a sandwhich upside down and it will taste different (have a few bites first).
10. How to eat a chicken wing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng
(I just take the first bone out).
11. If you have trouble taking pills put the water in your mouth first and then put the pill in and swallow.
Ammonia or Urea?
Fuck if I know lol, I'm not a mad scientist I just know something in the urine nixes the chemical reaction caused on the skin. But yeah one of those or both sound logical.
13. The old saying "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" is accurate to a point. However, it's flawed. You know who your enemy is and therefore know it's coming. Your friends however will stab you in the back harder than your worst enemy ever could. All friends turn on you, it's just a matter of time. Treat people in life as business partners. Acquaintances for those with loose ties, and Associates for those whom you trust more. If they aren't your family they can't be trusted.
15. Don't talk to cops.. ever.. about anything
16. Drink whiskey.
Nothing personal HTS-Noob.
23. In order to secure your car in a dodgy area, don't bother with a wheel-lock or other expensive shit - just remove the engine fuse. Voila, car won't start and 99% of niggers won't look to see if it's missing.
You don't really need that much oil anyway, especially if the bacon is fatty.
38. You can make BBQ sauce with equal amounts of red and brown sauce, a dash of OJ, some salt, pepper and worcestershire sauce.
39. Cook mushrooms in bacon fat in a frying pan. Tastes great!
Yeah dude, credit reports are free if you get them from the government. Companies like free-credit-report make money by selling you shit that they (And that you could) get for free.
44. Scam free food of off restaurants whenever possible.
I've got a massive poster on my harddrive somewhere, I'll find it later and post it.
Edit - Pic, but with wrong fingers, so do one better than the pic and use the correct ones I have specified above.
ps. Stimulate the clit as well...you'll be a legend...
47. Girls, DON'T NEGLECT THE BALLS!
I got fucking e coli