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Try masturbating while on ecstasy. You will beat it for hours. It's near impossible to maintain an erection but if you can keep at it long enough you'll finally cum. Limp dick cumming oddly doesn't feel near as good for me for some reason. More release than pleasure. I guess cause at that point I'm just happy I finally…
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I see no problem in this. My ex and myself fucked up until about a week before she had her baby. As long as it's not hurting the female or causing and problems, there is nothing wrong with it. I'll be damned if I'm not gonna get any for nine months.
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Spit + Hand + Porn = Squirt. Or if I'm drunk and don't feel like doing it myself, I call some random girl... the drunker I am... the less attractive the girl. Funny how that works.
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24.
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8 dollars a hit, 75 for a ten strip. 300 for a sheet. I don't smoke weed, but I do like me some acid.
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Black Mamba flavored Venom. Or the watermelon flavored Red Line.
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Win.
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I get cravings for vanilla malts at least once a week haha. Can't live without ice cream. =) A friend just showed me a snowcone stand last week that has a homemade ice cream flavored snow cone. It's freaking delicious, actually taste just like homemade ice cream.
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I watched a zombie movie on Netflix the other night titled, "Ahhh Zombie!!!" It was actually pretty good. The people who were zombies didn't even realize they were zombie and could communicate normally amongst themselves, everyone else just saw zombies moaning.
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Drinking alone and listening to music tonight. Killed a bottle of Sailor Jerry's, now about to start on some vodka. P.S. Re-reading and editing this for typos was a bitch.
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My hands form quickly into fist as the footsteps draw closer. Turning sharply to look behind I see nobody is there. Even so, I can still hear the footsteps growing ever closer. I continue my journey in hopes that maybe I am just hearing things. As I walk underneath a street light, it suddenly goes out, leaving me shrouded…
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My aunt and uncle run an Antique mall and do this sort of thing all the time. Anything from storage units to estate auctions. It's really hit or miss, sometime you make yer money back, sometimes you don't. There is always the chance of finding something worth alot though.
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Hovering between $3.40 and $3.60 in south Mississippi.
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So last night while drunk as shit I told the girl I'm talking to about my side bitch. She's not angry because technically we are not dating. However she now wants to have a threesome with her, or another female.
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Fat girls need love to. They just have to pay for it. Also fat girls usually give the best head.
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Apparently the entire movie is on youtube in 13 parts.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytgS6QXXVAc
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Like I previously stated, this comes from an emotionless standpoint. Call me what you will, but I find it near impossible to harbor feelings for anyone. Perhaps it comes from a life of being hurt, or perhaps I'm just an emotionless bastard, either way this discussion was meant from a purely physical standpoint. Yes the…
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That's yer opinion, not everyone would share the same opinion. No neither of them know about each other, also I am not dating either one. I am speaking from a purely emotionless standpoint. If emotions were involved things would be different, as the emotional gain from being with the person would be enough to satisfy…
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I do this almost every night actually. I will be in a deep sleep, wake up just to go get a cigarette, then fall back to sleep.
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My roommates in Dallas and myself had amassed a collection of over 120 liquor bottles by the time we left that house. We had a huge shrine of sort built with them. Once we began cleaning the house and moving out, we quickly realized what a pain in the ass and waste of time this was. The only time I really enjoy keeping…
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I knew a girl who worked for ChaCha for a while. Occasionally they would send her an automated text saying they needed someone on there to answer questions because they were getting backlogged. She would spend 2-3 hours a day just sitting on the computer answering questions. Eventually she got mailed a little prepaid card…
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I'm happy in the pants.
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I like those kinda chicks too! They're all cute and fluffy! MrPositive you should PM me yer number so we can chill sometime.
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What a coincidence. I like chicks too.
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Actually it was Piccolo who did this.
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Thanks for the welcome. Not sure why I didn't make one of these threads when I first started out. MissingMuse has been trying to get me on this site for years, and I finally said what the hell and joined up. =P
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Last night I got off work and went over to this girls house. After fucking, I got her to make me a samich, then I went to sleep. Twas awesome.
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J'adore Hardcore by Scooter. =)
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I wasn't expecting it to be my only form of investment/savings. I just thought it might be nice since it automatically deducts X amount of money from my paycheck and just slowly builds up. Like I said if I find myself out of work it would be nice to have that little bit of cash when I really needed it.
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Big Blue + Vodka. Mmmmm.
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I'm supposed to at work... but I never do. I can't stand having my shirt tucked in. Maybe if it's something extremely formal, but that's about it. I really can't understand why they attempt to make us at work when my job requires ALOT of heavy lifting and moving around... which just ends up making yer shirt come untucked…
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I was "talking" to one in the DFW area for a while. She was really hot, and actually a really cool person. She kept attempting to date me but I just couldn't do it. I fucked her a couple times, and we hung out a few times, but anything farther than that, I just couldn't do it. It's really hard for me to gain respect for…
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I have personally seen MM's lady. I can vouch that she is real. I can also vouch that she's pretty awesome. =P
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You are moving out of state before too long so I am curious. Are you going to have the wedding here or elsewhere?
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I was serious about what I said on the phone to you the other night. I still offer to fuck him up if you can find out where he is.
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What the fuck? Hahaha that's fucked up. By the way to answer a previous question she is the same age as me.
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Exactly. See it for what it is and don't try to dig any deeper. Hot chicks and shit blowing up can never be wrong.
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So I just spent the past 24 hours with her... pretty much spent the entire time fucking. I've decided to go with the advice given here. Fuck emotions and all that nonsense, I'm just gonna get some good pussy while it last. ;)
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Sushi was yummy. Things seem to be going pretty well. We are supposed to get together when I get off work tonight. Yay for drunken bar sex leading to possibilities of something else... and free sushi.
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I hate to make a facebook reference but I wish I could "like" yer last post Dick. ;)
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Well my questions were answered. She just called me and wants to take me out for sushi tomorrow. Regardless of her intentions or pretty much regardless of anything else, I am now getting free sushi. Win.
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Perhaps yer feelings towards yer gf have deepened. Also you could have been wondering how you would feel if it was her cheating instead. I cheat on just about every female I have ever been with, this was not always so, but after having it done to me alot, I stopped caring.
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What I meant by confront is ask her if it was just sex to her or what. Like I said I kinda like the girl and it'd be nice to know where she stands, but I can't decide if it's worth asking. Ah well after thinking about it more this girl did display the actions of a ho so probably not worth it. She's a regular at the bar I…
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Currently re-reading The Dark Tower series by Stephen King.
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Just flat out ask her for her name. You have not seen the girl since fifth grade, I'm sure she'll understand that you forgot what her name is.
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I was working night shift at a 7-eleven in Dallas for about a year. Almost on a nightly basis I would bring vodka to work with me... I mean seriously, I work in a place loaded with mixers, why the hell wouldn't I bring vodka? P.S. Vodka + Banana Slurpee = Delicious.
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You had an orgy in yer kitchen and neglected to invite me? I thought we were friends...
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I had thought about that, as it didn't seem to take her very long to want to take me to her house and fuck me. You don't do that without prior experience doing that. It's very rarely I connect with someone enough to like them, even more rarely that I feel like doing anything about it as I have a very stand offish/stoich…
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Actually the number was legit, she just has hardly spoken to me. Granted I have not exactly made the most effort in contacting her either. I'm actually conflicted, I kinda like the girl, she was very intelligent, which for me is a huge turn on. I enjoyed hanging out with her at her house the next day. I get the vibe from…
