Rolf · Regular
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The Mir Space Station, states Rolf.
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Incorrect, Rolf prefers a good arse provided said good arse has decent tits on the front end, states Rolf. All ass no tits is almost as bad as no ass plastic tits, states Rolf.
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When searching for a mate, Rolf likes proportion more than size, states Rolf.
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Guest Account only, states Rolf. The missus of Rolf has an account on the computer of Rolf, she can get quite grumpy that mighty Rolf allows her not to look through the account of Rolf, though she will never know the password of Rolf's account, states Rolf.
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Especially considering said moron forgot all the Aussies who fought and died honourably slaying said swastika-waving psychopaths, states Rolf. Rolf is the Grand Duke of Rolfheim and above grammar.
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Rolf has two different options, Option one: A hockey mask plus a machete, states Rolf, proceed to hack, slash and decapitate said morons, Rolf suggests not using the word "newfag" for it makes one sound like a retard from 4chan, states Rolf. Option two: A TEC-9, trenchcoats and antidepressants, states Rolf. Then, continues…
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True, states Rolf, at least in the contemporary period, continues Rolf. For a second, from the title, Rolf assumed that another bullshit country was being founded in the Balkans, states Rolf. Instead Rolf finds said OP to be speaking of Africa, a cesspool so full of tribal conflicts, rebellions and corruption that another…
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This, states Rolf, for Rolf has bought a single game off steam and Rolf only bought off steam due to the inability to buy said game locally, states Rolf.
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Rolf need not defend Rolfself from the meaningless acolyte, for even the footrests of Rolf are of higher standing than thou, states Rolf.
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Rolf agrees, fuck pogo's, states Rolf. Though Soldiers are more respectable than Mercenaries, at least in the eyes of Rolf, states Rolf.
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That will do wonders for relations between Pakistan and the West, states Rolf.
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Many of the protesters in Egypt are members, or sympathizers, of the Muslim Brotherhood, states Rolf. Despite the authoritarian and un-democratic nature of Mubarak, his grip is preventing the extremists from rising, therefore, Rolf believes that it is in the Western world's best interest to support Mubarak, for the last…
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They couldn't give a shit if the mind of thou is free, provided the free mind of thou keeps its mouth shut and does what said free mind is ordered to do, only speak the mind of thou when the free mind of thou is asked for it's honest opinion, states Rolf. Rolf suggests, that once the balls of thou have dropped, thou should…
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This, a 3 and a half kilo club has more momentum and range than a knife, leave the fighting knives for badges and hollywood movies, states Rolf.
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What the Austrian moderator said, states Rolf. A revolution in Egypt would only add to the list of backwards middle eastern countries ran by extremist islamists whose mentality hasn't changed since the Neolithic, states Rolf. Rolf would be far happier, and relieved, if said revolution would happen in Persia instead, states…
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Further evidence that South Africa has been far better since the Apartheid regime was crushed, states Rolf.
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Keep classy, Austria! states Rolf.
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Rolf agrees with said statement, if he did too little more extremist factions of the Red Army could have taken over, states Rolf, but he did go overboard, which is one of the main factors that caused the USSR to suffer throughout the early years of WWII, states Rolf. According to Rolf, this is a good thing, for if Stalin…
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To Rolf, the Winter War is further evidence that Stalin was an idiot for purging many of the Red Armies commanders and officers and replacing them with loyal but unintelligent idiots. It is also evidence that even armies with equipment and numbers will often have trouble facing small groups of maneuverable determined foes…
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You'd technically also be using the rifle that kicked the ass of the Soviets, states Rolf, (See: Winter War).
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Angry that your women likes men in uniform? and that thou be too fat to be worthy of said uniform? Asks Rolf. True about the leadership, it could be better, at least in the country of the residence of Rolf, states Rolf. This, states Rolf, listen to the statement of the moustache, states Rolf, for the statement of the…
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Such rubbish would never be allowed at a state dinner of Rolfheim, states Rolf, for mighty Rolf's blade would quickly decapitate any fool stupid enough to shame the hospitality of Rolf, states Rolf.
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Words, even those spoken from the mouth of the 26th Rolf, are unable to describe the brilliance of the dedicated warrior-poet, the mighty Khanzada known as Dfg, proclaims Rolf.
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Thou forgot the second type of armchair commando, the typically younger ones who suggest a handgun chambered in .50 AE, because everybody knows that the Desert Eagle is the most elite handgun used by the greatest of Commando and Special Forces units around the world, :facepalm:'s Rolf. Rolf suggests not underestimating the…
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Naught but Rolf the First is worthy of the title of King of Rolfhaim, states Rolf.
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Why would the mighty Grand Duke known to mere mortals by the name of Rolf lower the status of Rolf by making Rolfself a Laird of Scotland? Rolf asks thou.
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So does Rolf, and so should thou, for one worthy of Rolf's friendship is one worthy of the friendship of thou, for Rolf is mighty and the hussars of Rolf have sharp blades and lances at the ready, states Rolf.
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The Katana wasn't so bad, just highly overrated by many, states Rolf. Apart from the archaic forging techniques (meaning it takes far too long to create a weapon of quality) and the fact that it is single edged, the katana is fairly equal to the arming sword and later the "longsword" used by European countries, states…
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This, Rolf suggests a trade; TDR for Fanglekai, states Rolf.
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Further evidence New Zealand is not intelligent enough to run it's own TV programs, or govern itself for allowing such stupidity on said television, states Rolf. Rolf suggests giving New Zealand to Australia, considering that there are more New Zealanders in Australia than in New Zealand states Rolf. Australia can then use…
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Rolf won't be trying it, looks way too much like a certain widespread pathetic mmorpg and is even based of said mmorpg's setting, which Rolf is not much a fan of either, that, states Rolf and it is free, which always attracts the worst people, proclaims Rolf.
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No! yells Rolf, never mention the pure femininity and overrated lameness that is a katana in the presence of Rolf EVER again, demands Rolf. The best sword in "dueling sense" is one of the European dueling sword family, states Rolf. Rolf will take both, thanks, Rolf likes blades sure, and thou always here of blade fans…
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Thou forgot being the one ordered to make a pit latrine because thou answered the "does anyone have a motorcycle license?" honestly, states Rolf. Not to mention the masturbation and having to follow the orders of an inexperienced idiotic 2nd Lt, continues Rolf. Either way, Rolf agrees with the wisdom of thou, possibly why…
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Welsh is Brythonic, not Goidelic, corrects Rolf. The only living Brythonic languages left are Welsh, Cornish and Breton... though Rolf has a feeling that Rolf is forgetting one of them. The Brythonic languages were a family of Celtic languages that were spoken by the Celts who lived in Britain before the Germanic tribes…
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This, states Rolf, it's a fun game to play every couple of weeks and is a decent arcade shooter, it's definitely nowhere as poor as the Call of Duty series, but Bad Company 1 and 2 are anything but realistic, states Rolf.
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LaVeyan Satanism was created by a bunch of idiot hippies, states Rolf, like Wicca was, note why both are shit, states Rolf.
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Desperate and stupid to be remaining with that... thing, makes Rolf wonder what said owner of the seared penis looks like, states Rolf.
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gold, chuckles Rolf.
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Incorrect, it's because Allah is angry for you've not killed enough Christians this year, get to work! with all due respect, states Rolf.
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The pogo is allowed to believe this, if the pogo wishes to be wrong, states Rolf.
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Rolf suggests, to the unmighty Userwha-, that if thou is to write a novel, at least remember to make it interesting and to have an interesting, detailed, if not byzantine, plot, for your current works are not even worthy of Stephenie Meyer, proclaims Rolf.
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This, states Rolf, especially considering that most if not all other Western countries have healthcare AND a higher standard of living, states Rolf.
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For the foreseeable future, heat signatures will be extremely difficult to hide, states Rolf. Rolf doubts they will have the technology mastered in five years, much as they'd like to predict. The idea of spending a large sum of cash in order to make vehicles "invisible" is completely pointless when FLIR is only getting…
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Four letters: F, L, I and R, states Rolf.
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A day off, has Rolf, states Rolf. Rolf is spending said day off being lazy, only went for a run once today, states Rolf, Rolf is also surfing the net on a wombat and playing ArmA 2, states Rolf.
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Probably, states Rolf, as the Khanzada stated that he lives in the Pakistani part of Punjab, not Balochistan, states Rolf.
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It is simple, really, states Rolf. Thou must talk to this maidens father and propose an alliance between your two noble houses, an alliance that is to be sealed with a betrothal between you and said maiden, it's ingenious, states Rolf. Apart from that brilliant plan, Rolf can suggest not to get clingy with said maiden, it…
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Rolf states this is a tactically sound idea by the Chinese, considering how heated up the Korean peninsula has been as of late, states Rolf. Rolf states that the PRC's support for Bad Korea maintained in order to both have a buffer between themselves and the west and to maintain the status quo, avoiding a crisis that the…
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Thats more metal than the blackest most brutal zombie coffee, states Rolf.
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Troll academy dropout, states Rolf.
