Rolf · Regular
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The thinking of thou is very US-centric, it is also incorrect, for Rolf knows the truth. Iceland will fall last, states Rolf.
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A revolution eh? eh's Rolf, Rolf suggests than Khanzada DFG put said revolution into motion, for the mighty armies of the west will otherwise need to crush the stan of Paki for ultimate victory against muslim extremists, states Rolf.
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Rolf watched the brother of Rolf play Black Ops, the AK-47 in that has an identity crisis, being an AKM until you choose one of the attachments, then it all of a sudden iuses an RPK-74 magazine, Rolf likes magic, calibre-changing weapons, states Rolf.
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Rolf's 17th birthday consisted of three girls, and sex with the lights off, the challenge to Rolf was to determine who was fucking said Rolf at what time, states Rolf.
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Darth Vader's third nipple, states Rolf.
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She went to a catholic school, and, like all who go to said catholic school, she was an absolute slut... at least after she was with the mightiness that is Rolf, states Rolf. Unlike the dragonkin whom posted above Rolf, Rolf did bang her, even if said Rolf and said now-slut were only 14, good 14th birthday present for…
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Rolf liked this guide, good work Fatty, states Rolf. Rolf occasionally enjoys going to the farm of Rolf's family friends, riding around on their dirtbikes and shooting random shit with their sawn-off shotguns and rifles, states Rolf.
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Remember vulnerable points, such as the groin or the nose, states Rolf. A simple swift front kick to the average idiot can prevent a fight before it starts, proclaims Rolf. Anything relatively weighty that fits within your palms when you make a fist will give extra oomph to your punches, that always helps, states Rolf.
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Incorrect states Rolf, nothing beats a .303, especially if it's being fired from a Jungle Carbine, proclaims Rolf.
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"White Asian", Ironic, considering that Indians are, as a Indo-European people, distantly related to White Europeans while East Asians are far more distant, states Rolf.
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Depends if Grand Duchess Mrs.Rolf got off or not, states Rolf, for Rolf is well-trained, states Rolf. If said Mrs.Rolf got off, said Rolf will either sleep or discuss something, unless it's in a public location, then it's usually a quick cover up afterwards, states Rolf. If not, then Rolf will do the deed to get said…
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A little more customization would not be bad, in the second battlefield game only the Spec Ops and Sniper classes had access to suppressed weapons and they were only in handgun form, states Rolf. What Rolf hopes the third battlefield has is the same classes from BF2 (Sniper, Spec Ops, Engineer, Medic, Anti-Tank, Support…
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It is in the code of the warrior to dislike those who follow the code of the Dragonkin, states Rolf.
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So was said Fatty, considering both the P08 and TT were posted, states Rolf.
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About time, pussy, states Rolf.
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More Vodka, states Rolf, who only drinks Vodka on rare occasion.
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Rolf agrees, however, most shooter games don't have true "long distance" shooting states Rolf. The few that include bullet drop tend to over-exaggerate it, states Rolf... not to mention the lack of zeroing and rangefinders, states Rolf. As to other annoying gun myths, the already mentioned bottomless magazines, hip-firing…
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Stop being a pussy and join the Army, states Rolf.
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The holocaust happened, Ahmadinejad, weather you wish to admit it or not, states Rolf. However, the despite not being the only group of people targeted (three million non-Jews in Poland alone, around 50% states Rolf), the Jews have propagandized the holocaust for their advantage, states Rolf. Using the deaths of so many…
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Exactly what Rolf needs for the Ducal Bodyguard of Rolf, as Rolf likes psychopaths with an IQ below fifteen, states Rolf.
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Here's hoping it's not as dumbed down as the Bad Company games but instead remains true to the main Battlefield series, states Rolf.
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:facepalm:
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They are quite useful for people who actually leave their basement and for those who live in warmer climates, states Rolf. Like any true man, Rolf wears naught but Ray-Ban Aviators, for Rolf is mighty, states Rolf.
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Once upon a time, Rolf was on a first date with a potential future Mrs.Rolf and agreed to go to a movie with said potential Mrs.Rolf, states Rolf. The film that potential Mrs.Rolf decided that Rolf should see was a film called Twilight, having no idea what Twilight was about, Rolf accepted, hoping it would be something…
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Incorrect, states Rolf. Metalcore is lame, gayest metal genre since Nu Metal and Hair metal before it, states Rolf. Be a man, suggests Rolf, summon lake trolls and listen to good music :thumbsup:. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wx_7LZwNeQ
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Rolf will wait, considering Rolf liked not the first game much and doesn't like using betas, states Rolf.
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:thumbsup:
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Political Correctness and the breakdown of Rolf-worship in society, states Rolf.
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Screw being a ninja, exclaims Rolf, just strap oneself into the animus and live through the memories of your Assassin ancestors. After long exposure, you will be able to use their abilities due to the bleed effect, states Rolf.
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Anything "-core" is automatically bad, states Rolf, even Hardcore, the father of the entire inbred retarded -core family, continues Rolf. Be a real man, suggests Rolf, just listen to metal, that is M-E-T-A-L, without the "-core" suffix, states Rolf.
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Rolf has the cannibal perk also, for it means that mighty Rolf need not carry stimpaks in the inventory of Rolf, as all Rolf need to is eat the flesh of the fallen foe of mighty Rolf, states Rolf, master diner.
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The idiot father shouldn't have children nor firearms, states Rolf. However, Rolf believes that this doesn't mean that responsible, sane, firearm owners should be punished, finishes Rolf.
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The primary objective of a Police Officer is to maintain law and order, protesters get in the way of this, states Rolf.
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Sounds like a bad bunch of chair force nonsense to the mighty ground-loving warrior, known to mere mortals as Rolf.
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The Witcher was a great game, states Rolf, whom especially enjoyed it more due to being a fan of the stories said game is based off, even if only the novel Blood of Elves and The Last Wish have been translated to English, states Rolf. The second Witcher game, called Assassins of Kings, will be coming out in May, Rolf hopes…
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Should of gone to a different gun store, states Rolf. Either way, good purchase, Rolf hopes that thou shalt never need to use it in a self-defense situation.
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Rolf believes Mossad did it, like the Mossad-trained spy birds in Syria and the human-hunting Sharks in Egypt, also trained by Mossad. Now Mossad is spying on Israeli Arabs, states Rolf.
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Available here also, states Rolf.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrsH8KFzwxY Best lyrics ever, states Rolf.
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When at work, Rolf wears headwear when required, but no, they not be as stylish as the examples of stylish headwear thou provided. Rolf used to often wear said maroon beret, but said berets are now bad, for they hurt the skin of said wearer, unless thou happens to be said supergrunt, then said wearer be resistant to both…
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Rolf agrees, then the United Caliphate of Great Englanistan and Englanistani Ireland should destroy said show, then they will need not televisions at all, for there is nothing else created in Englanistan worth watching, states Rolf.
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Fuck You.
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7.62x39mm is 7.62 Soviet, 7.62x51mm is 7.62 NATO and is very very similar to the .308 Win, states Rolf. Chances are the AK-200 will come in several different calibres (think FN's SCAR), as it's supposed to been developed from suggestions of the various Spetsnaz units, who use both 5.45 and 7.62 cartridges, states Rolf.…
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Rolf must complain, for you've ruined the fun of Rolf, the fun of Rolf being the fun Rolf was having with said clueless acolyte, states Rolf. Rolf agrees, agrees Rolf. Neither, states Rolf, Rolf is not of that land, but of Rolfheim. If Rolf wanted to be "ye olde worlde", Rolf would not be speaking what said acolyte assumes…
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The magazine will be omitted from the production model guesses Rolf, they've had a lot of feeding problems with it. Then again, Rolf believes it will be a very long time, if ever, before it's used as Russia's main service rifle. The so-called AK-200 will use picatinny rails, unlike it's standard-issue predecessors, states…
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At least both the Romans and the Chinese had the sense to create very large walls to keep mindless barbarians at bay and yet the modern world's mighty superpower has not the sense to do the same thing, a shame, states Rolf.
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The newest AK model proposed for the military is basically an AK-74M with rails up the sphincter and a 60-round quad-column magazine, the Chinese can keep their scrappy knockoffs, states Rolf.
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Rolf's kinetic barrier, your ricochet, states Rolf.
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Rolf is willing to bet Europeans don't want the entire white population of the United States back in their countries, states Rolf, even if it would remove all those non-white people. Logistics would also be quite difficult, if not impossible, states Rolf.
