Heres a revenge one. Whenever you have to piss use your 2 liter bottle until it's full. then bring it downstairs and lean it against the door. Knock on the door and run off. This will of course have to be done in such a way as your identity is not revealed on camera
what i love to do is when im camping at the sand dunes is to piss in beer bottles and put em in a cooler and leave it out. then when people come through my camp to steal shit they get a mouthful of piss instead of refreshing beer. take that you fuckers
I almost got fucked on the california/arizona border a few years ago. It was new years weekend and me and my family were headed home from arizona. i remember my mom saying to me as a joke 'the drug dogs are out i hope you left your weed in california'. that shit was not funny cuz i had actually bought some weed in…
Tried to smoke some ribs with some OLLLLD ass charcoal i think it was my grandfathers. anyways they didnt light very well and it didnt seem like there was the usual amount of heat/smoke. i figured id just leave em on longer and theyd be alright. they were tasty as fuck. the three hours of pukin and shittin liquid was not
nothing else you need to do but put them in womens alcoholic beverages. Or if you wanna be fucked up and your girlfriend has an asshole ex boyfriend who wont leave her alone you can OD him on them then put him in his car and start it on fire. make sure to leave a suicide note in his room. FUCK MY LIFE IM A FAGGOT AND NO…
Wrong. Fuck friendliness you gotta be straight up with ass-munchers so they realize the truth. My buddy always bitches about his girlfriend so the other night we went camping and i filled his ears up with what a dumbfuck hes bein for about two hours. they are ;on a break' now. Hopefully he will stop bein a dumbass when it…
ya i gotta end my 'contributions' its way off topic now. i wish there was a xboxstation so all of the ps3 and xbox users could be united and fuck all the wii users in the mouth
ya wouldnt that shit be nice. i dont think peac on earth will ever happen. like it or not we are fuckin animals with fuckin primal instincts which include kill fuck, eat, hurt, maim, fuck harder, eat more food, destroy shit, reproduce, fuck, kill, die. not to mention that our population is growing. the carrying capacity of…
oh rly how come? i think the 20 million+ users who sign on every day would beg to differ. and if you say red ring that is fuckin retarded :) new chipsets
the subsription fee is like 60 dollars a year without a promotion goin on which there almost always is. thats 5 bucks a month (like 17 cents a day) and totally worth it. shit at least i dont play fuckin WoW. nigger go bankrupt playin that. and Xbox can play blu ray if you get a blu ray player for it. and why would i do…
if you are looking for a revolver for home defense at close range i.e. home invasion look at one of these guys chambered in...thats right .410 shotgun. that'll stop those fuckers from takin your dvd's. especially if you load it wiiiiith... The PDX1 410 shot shell loaded with 3 copper 'defense discs' which fire in a tight…
where would one get it? i dunno if i would do it but just for informational purposes. also is extraction easy or like blow yourself up shit. got no desire to blow myself up
hahaha ya they are they did afford better cameras in some stores now though. got HD in the store i used to work in. don't think it will change much though
shit man that is a lot of DXM. ive never been a big DXM guy cuz it almost always makes me sick. for me 600 mgs was alot haha. but hes usin syrup which has got all kinds of other shit in it. i dont even want to know how much he drank
haha thats funny you should say that ive actually downed 2 bottles of robitussin cough gels in one sitting thats 40 pills at 15 mg each. do the math :) and at least i didnt end up with cirrhosis of the liver when i was done
AK for sure. that bullshit about AK's being inaccurate is fallacy. i own two ak's a bulgar and US made. The bulgar has a synthetic stock which is extendable and has a upper and lower rail system. The US made is aluminum alloy with quad rail system front and pistol grip with side folding stock, laser, flash light and red…
i dunno man i was with my girlfriend 11 months before we had sex and i live in utah and shes a fuckin mormon. then again i love my gf and am going to marry her and am not just in it for the sex. to each his own but really if this guy was in it for the sex then thats his own choice and no one should say shit about him. why…
Haha me and my friend smoked cap'n crunch, doritoes and some bees on a camping trip once. yep thats right bees like the flying animal. BTW none of these things will get you high
i think i am at 3.69 unleaded here in utah. its gonna go way up in the summer though because of all the OHV users here. Sucks for you in SoCal also. right now i got a hyundai accent which gets around 38 mpg. better then my dads prius. fuckin prick